You just said yourself it hasn't been a day, stupid.

[Things that fluster Baren: basic couple shit
Things that don't fluster Baren: marriage, apparently

- the funny thing is that weddings probably would've flustered him three years ago. They should probably fluster him now? He has a Thing about commitment, after all.

But it's part of that constantly greedy, forever asking, always wanting more personality of his that keeps him from flustering the same way. He's actually just really hungry so he's gonna keep eating.

And then once he's done with his bite, he waves his fork around as a vague gesture.]

It's not my thing at all. It's dumb and expensive. There are better reasons to invite all your friends to an open bar. The ceremony is unnecessary and the only benefit I see is getting gifts and a better deal on taxes.

But I figured it'd be your thing, even if it's not mine. I'm not surprised.