ic groupchat: shitpost six

[crudest]

NAME:
the spice girls but talentless™️
shitpost spice™

MEMBERS:
Baren Kaiyou
Chuuya Nakahara
Christopher "Kit" Fawkes
Ryouta "Zoro" Ono
Nikkari Aoe
Kiyomitsu Kashuu
Yamato Yasusada
Kyouko Kirigiri
Sanji Vinsmoke

[ it's the groupchat no one asked for but baren needed ]

Comments

[concasse]

goddamn no i've still got standards

[crudest]

debatable

[concasse]

let the past die already

[doublesmall]

unless the past is funny, in which case: share

[crudest]

[fUCK]

DON'T

[concasse]

[HELLO, OLD SATAN

THERE'S A NEW DEMON IN TOWN]

but he asked nicely

[crudest]

remember that time
that i shut the door on you
and why i shut the door on you
and how i was doing you a favor
yoU STALE SMOKE BOUGIE FUCK

[concasse]

hey hey

remember that time
u were so ready to keep me out of the bathroom
and got ur shitty ass stuck inside somehow
and it took two hours to get u out

[WHAT IS MERCY, IS IT A FRUIT, CAN U EAT IT?]

[crudest]

the only thing that 2 hours taught me
is that i could make a rainbow mural on the wall out of your hair products
for which by the way
you never said thank you
asshole

[concasse]

bc that shit cost over a hundred bucks to replace u cheap shit

[crudest]

modern art is priceless sanj

[doublesmall]

🍿

[concasse]

alright but i need protection from when he inevitably tries to burn down my apartment

[doublesmall]

take a policy out on the apartment, problem preemptively solved