[because they're meant to be one big gay mess

that said baren is?? cracking up????]

Oh yeah, but he's a tooootal lightweight. Still is! Give him more than three of anything and he's done for. And if you ever see him reaching for his phone when he's drunk off his ass, do me a favor and make sure he... doesn't, 'kay?

[he might've had to disappear in the middle of their adventures a few times... because of chuuya.... to go pick up his drunk ass]