[ Okay, even after reading about all the weird things that have been happening on Retrospec? Seto's still not prepared for this.
There's a kid who's causing a massive holdup as he's riding a chocobo down a particularly crowded street and. Why are people not finding this weird? ]
That chocobo is not a horse. [ It's loud enough that Baren can hear it, probably, even atop his chocobo steed. If Baren stops, Seto's going to point an accusing finger at said chocobo steed and frown at him. ] What even are you doing?!
[ Besides causing almost-accidents, that is. ]
There's a kid who's causing a massive holdup as he's riding a chocobo down a particularly crowded street and. Why are people not finding this weird? ]
That chocobo is not a horse. [ It's loud enough that Baren can hear it, probably, even atop his chocobo steed. If Baren stops, Seto's going to point an accusing finger at said chocobo steed and frown at him. ] What even are you doing?!
[ Besides causing almost-accidents, that is. ]
baren??
baren you have got to see this shit
[he's attached a shitty cell phone photo of what looks like a glass apparently floating against the wall.
another of a lamp on the ceiling.
a third of some silverware stuck to his arm.
chuuya leaves out the part where he still hasn't gotten the glass unstuck and the unfortunate incident of the glass that failed to stay on the ceiling, but baren will probably find out about those.]
baren you have got to see this shit
[he's attached a shitty cell phone photo of what looks like a glass apparently floating against the wall.
another of a lamp on the ceiling.
a third of some silverware stuck to his arm.
chuuya leaves out the part where he still hasn't gotten the glass unstuck and the unfortunate incident of the glass that failed to stay on the ceiling, but baren will probably find out about those.]
[HONESTLY at least in Kashuu's vicinity, things have been pretty chill so far tonight?! He's a little surprised... He'd expected-- he doesn't know, Retrospec to crash? The electronics to catch on fire? Chocobos to roam free in the halls? Little does he know that all his wildest dreams will soon come true...
But for now, things are honestly almost dull with how completely normal they are. Maybe his weirdness threshold has risen to ungodly levels already and he'll never be satisfied with normal events again?! Maybe he'll spend the rest of his days living on edge, just waiting for the other shoe to drop... But that's depressing to think about, so instead of doing that, he's just going to go stuff his face.
On his way to the table, he passes by Baren and points over in the direction of the half with the cake and punch bowl on it.]
You want me to get you anything?
But for now, things are honestly almost dull with how completely normal they are. Maybe his weirdness threshold has risen to ungodly levels already and he'll never be satisfied with normal events again?! Maybe he'll spend the rest of his days living on edge, just waiting for the other shoe to drop... But that's depressing to think about, so instead of doing that, he's just going to go stuff his face.
On his way to the table, he passes by Baren and points over in the direction of the half with the cake and punch bowl on it.]
You want me to get you anything?
SOME DATE AND TIME probably later in the day idk where are we
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[He's dragged Baren over to his apartment for SOME REASON. Let's just say he needed to borrow a body to pin his newest outfit onto while he did measurements and trimming...
Once he has things pretty much mapped out, he'll step back, reaching for his phone.]
Take a look in the mirror real quick, okay? Tell me if you like the drape of the front and sides, I'm still not sure about the way it's hanging.
Once he has things pretty much mapped out, he'll step back, reaching for his phone.]
Take a look in the mirror real quick, okay? Tell me if you like the drape of the front and sides, I'm still not sure about the way it's hanging.
[So actually he is not gathering as much dirt on Baren as he thought he would given the nature of this post, which sucks. It seems like the guy on the network is mad he got cool hair and needs to learn to love himself a little more. Which is fine, but Mista wanted to dunk on Baren.]
[Still, the post is kind of fun, so he's taking a couple minutes downtime at work to look through it again. He's totally forgotten that Baren's shift starts soon and Isn't Watching His Back At All . . .]
[Still, the post is kind of fun, so he's taking a couple minutes downtime at work to look through it again. He's totally forgotten that Baren's shift starts soon and Isn't Watching His Back At All . . .]
Hey, idiot. I'm in the hospital again. I need you to get me new clothes. This one outfit I found got bloody. They put more security around my door so I can't get it myself.
Oh. And bring booze. I've got good news.
Oh. And bring booze. I've got good news.
hey, baren
can you come over later?
full disclosure that this is memory shit and not a hookup text
can you come over later?
full disclosure that this is memory shit and not a hookup text
alright so here's the deal hotshot
i need to pull a prank on an authority figure and if i'm do this i wanna make it a big deal
like something BIG big
graffiti is small time i wanna pull out all the stops
what i'm saying is we should totally borrow the mayor's chocobo
i need to pull a prank on an authority figure and if i'm do this i wanna make it a big deal
like something BIG big
graffiti is small time i wanna pull out all the stops
what i'm saying is we should totally borrow the mayor's chocobo
[all things considered? chuuya had a great time tonight. he's gotten drunk, he's had a good night out with baren for the first time in-- god, probably years-- and had a good time after being taken home from the bar on top of it.
normally, he passes out pretty quickly, but it's been a long enough night that he's had time to sober up past that point. sober chuuya is too hesitant for gestures like this, but he's an affectionate enough drunk, and he's still just awake enough to reach up and gently brush baren's hair out of his face, tucking it back.
and then he stops short, just- staring. his fingertips brush softly, cautiously over the scales around his left eye-
-before he's abruptly shaking baren awake. you're welcome.]
Baren?! Baren-- hey, wake up, wake up-
normally, he passes out pretty quickly, but it's been a long enough night that he's had time to sober up past that point. sober chuuya is too hesitant for gestures like this, but he's an affectionate enough drunk, and he's still just awake enough to reach up and gently brush baren's hair out of his face, tucking it back.
and then he stops short, just- staring. his fingertips brush softly, cautiously over the scales around his left eye-
-before he's abruptly shaking baren awake. you're welcome.]
Baren?! Baren-- hey, wake up, wake up-
[chuuya's so ready. he may have promised to behave, which sounds boring as fuck, but- well. baren's never let him down on a chaotic good time before, so he has faith it'll turn out interesting anyway.
especially with zoro's outfit. lord. there may have been some disbelieving outbursts when he showed up in it (you're throwing him to the goddamn wolves, baren, you're gonna just let him do this?!)
and okay, scratch that: he was ready. baren's question makes him wrinkle his nose, and that is a very put out look.]
Don't be a tease, asshole. Just go get your damn drinks.
[the only way for chuuya not to get drunk is to not drink at all.]
especially with zoro's outfit. lord. there may have been some disbelieving outbursts when he showed up in it (you're throwing him to the goddamn wolves, baren, you're gonna just let him do this?!)
and okay, scratch that: he was ready. baren's question makes him wrinkle his nose, and that is a very put out look.]
Don't be a tease, asshole. Just go get your damn drinks.
[the only way for chuuya not to get drunk is to not drink at all.]
[ I hope you're in the mood to talk with a stranger, Baren! Because one sure is calling you right now. ]
Hey do you know Lalli Hotatokainen
Hotakanen? Something like that
Hotakanen? Something like that
[At least he's not calling at 4AM like Kaiba had killed him... no, this phone call's coming around the middle of the afternoon, from a blocked number.
Ring, ring!]
Ring, ring!]
hey baren, I need a favor for this bingo bullshit
this is gonna sound stupid but
do you own a cape
this is gonna sound stupid but
do you own a cape
[ TMW you dial a random number hoping the person on the other side of the line isn't completely creeped out by a random stranger wanting to have a conversation. ]
[SO SOMETIME after everyone gets called out all over the network and problem children are all over the place, Kashuu will - not bother trying to text Baren. He just waits and then heads directly on over to Inkwell after a little time has passed, since he assumes the people with the most pressing questions will want to talk first.
Once he gets there, he takes a seat right by him wherever he's at, not bothering with hellos.]
...How're you holding up?
[Because BOY he can just imagine how tired Baren is, tasked with herding these cats...
He looks exhausted, himself, and pretty scratched up. Most of them are injuries that heal within a day, but he still hasn't figured out how to buff the damage out of his sword yet. Good work, team.]
Once he gets there, he takes a seat right by him wherever he's at, not bothering with hellos.]
...How're you holding up?
[Because BOY he can just imagine how tired Baren is, tasked with herding these cats...
He looks exhausted, himself, and pretty scratched up. Most of them are injuries that heal within a day, but he still hasn't figured out how to buff the damage out of his sword yet. Good work, team.]
hey, baren, get your ass over here, I found some shit out.
[that's it that's the text-- he's leaving his door unlocked and settling in on the couch, with coffee instead of wine for once. he's actually held to not drinking all month.
miracles happen.]
[that's it that's the text-- he's leaving his door unlocked and settling in on the couch, with coffee instead of wine for once. he's actually held to not drinking all month.
miracles happen.]
i found him
[Is the first thing he says, because he's been in contact with Baren for all 3 weeks and he knows Baren is fine. ...Probably. Those last few battles were pretty wild though, which is why he adds:]
you still in one piece?
[Is the first thing he says, because he's been in contact with Baren for all 3 weeks and he knows Baren is fine. ...Probably. Those last few battles were pretty wild though, which is why he adds:]
you still in one piece?
[ look, he's sticking to his promises somewhat - he did give baren the entire long weekend off because making him work on the report or whatever it is that baren ends up giving him would be. a cruel and unusual punishment and he's not really all about that. so at the end of the day on the 5th, he's just going to call baren into his office and well.
bossman doesn't look great. bossman looks like he's kind of dead inside but he's pushing himself to keep going and but hey to each their own when it comes to coping. turns out it's a lot harder to hide burnout and stuff when it's not over the network! ]
You done with the report?
[ he also sounds tired. but he's committed to this infoswap so let's get this show on the road. ]
bossman doesn't look great. bossman looks like he's kind of dead inside but he's pushing himself to keep going and but hey to each their own when it comes to coping. turns out it's a lot harder to hide burnout and stuff when it's not over the network! ]
You done with the report?
[ he also sounds tired. but he's committed to this infoswap so let's get this show on the road. ]
Hey Baren...
Do you have a minute to talk to me?
There's something I want to ask you about.
But it's okay if you don't!
Do you have a minute to talk to me?
There's something I want to ask you about.
But it's okay if you don't!
let's assume anya's told him by now for simplicity's sake
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you're total's 324.90 after my fees.
your taste in alcohol is also shit, so your bank account better be padded.
your taste in alcohol is also shit, so your bank account better be padded.
[He'd sent Baren a text the day after the fire, making sure he was okay, telling him to let Chuuya know if he needed anything else from him... but he's kept his distance since. Given him space. He expects Baren needs it to sort things out, and the last thing Chuuya wants to do is push, given what he'd said about not wanting to do anything out of desperation.
...he's not expecting Baren to come to him.
His eyes widen a bit as they land on the figure at the bar-- but then his expression brightens, his smile warmer and more genuine as he gives Baren a nod that means he'll be there as soon as he can. And now that Baren knows, it's probably clearer to him how Chuuya's whole demeanor shifted after he realized he was there, how he laughs more easily at customers' jokes and his movements seem just a little bit lighter. It's been this way for some time, now.]
...he's not expecting Baren to come to him.
His eyes widen a bit as they land on the figure at the bar-- but then his expression brightens, his smile warmer and more genuine as he gives Baren a nod that means he'll be there as soon as he can. And now that Baren knows, it's probably clearer to him how Chuuya's whole demeanor shifted after he realized he was there, how he laughs more easily at customers' jokes and his movements seem just a little bit lighter. It's been this way for some time, now.]
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