[ Okay, even after reading about all the weird things that have been happening on Retrospec? Seto's still not prepared for this.
There's a kid who's causing a massive holdup as he's riding a chocobo down a particularly crowded street and. Why are people not finding this weird? ]
That chocobo is not a horse. [ It's loud enough that Baren can hear it, probably, even atop his chocobo steed. If Baren stops, Seto's going to point an accusing finger at said chocobo steed and frown at him. ] What even are you doing?!
Still he's probably managed to get some of his gorgeous blue chocobo's feathers in his hair, all twisted up in decoration and he probably looks like a decorated moron even as he turns his steed around gracefully and grins.]
[ See, Seto knows he's lying, he's seen enough of Baren's replies to other people on Jim from Retrospec's post (because he does a decent job at social media stalking sometimes) to be able to recognise his stupid, overly decorated face. Also those blue feathers are atrocious.
But okay, Baren's shit eating grin? If his purpose was to infuriate Seto, it's... a pretty decent start. ]
The thing that chocobo replaced when the world went mad. [ He's had a long day, okay. ] No, more importantly, where did you get that chocobo from?
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There's a kid who's causing a massive holdup as he's riding a chocobo down a particularly crowded street and. Why are people not finding this weird? ]
That chocobo is not a horse. [ It's loud enough that Baren can hear it, probably, even atop his chocobo steed. If Baren stops, Seto's going to point an accusing finger at said chocobo steed and frown at him. ] What even are you doing?!
[ Besides causing almost-accidents, that is. ]
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Baren's favorite.
Still he's probably managed to get some of his gorgeous blue chocobo's feathers in his hair, all twisted up in decoration and he probably looks like a decorated moron even as he turns his steed around gracefully and grins.]
Having a nice day? What ever is a horse, sir?
[oK NO BAREN KNOWS WHAT A HORSE IS
BUT INFURIATING THIS GUY SOUNDS LIKE MORE FUN]
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But okay, Baren's shit eating grin? If his purpose was to infuriate Seto, it's... a pretty decent start. ]
The thing that chocobo replaced when the world went mad. [ He's had a long day, okay. ] No, more importantly, where did you get that chocobo from?