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badass delinquent bike
is it a bike with nails sticking out of it
or does it have teeth graffitied on the front
help me imagine what you're thinking of

it's got like
hot rod flames decaled onto it
spikes on the sides of the handlebars
looks a little beat up from some rocky trails so you get the feeling like it's been in a crazy fight but if it could talk it'd be all "you should see the other guy"
but the wheels are normal

Edited 2017-07-07 21:15 (UTC)

lame
thank you for enlightening me
about how lame it is
how many gangster movies do you watch
i feel like there's a correlation here

wait
you really think it's not cool??

not really
hot rod flame decals are tacky
spikes are cliche
i'm worried about your sense of aesthetics
but also you're like 5
so i guess it's ok

THEY'RE NOT TACKY THEY'RE A STAPLE?!
THEY'RE LITERALLY ICONIC
AND SPIKES ARE INTIMIDATING
......
aren't they??

do you want me to take you shopping

maybe i need a second opinion
i didnt know i was this out of touch

well if all you watch is gangster movies
shitty taste happens

LOOK THOSE MOVIES WERE VERY IMPORTANT TO ME OKAY
i spent my ENTIRE summer two years ago watching them and working on my image!!!!!

that's what i'm saying
training wheels
if you wanna be a tryhard

anyway don't worry you're in good hands now
i won't steer you wrong
at least for aesthetics

THEY'RE NOT TRAINING WHEELS AND I'M NOT BEING A TRYHARD
AND I'M NOT FIVE EITHER i'm gonna be 17 next week!!! you're only like 4 years older than me!!!!!

but fine maybe it is time i changed up my looks a bit
as long as i get to keep the jacket
it's kind of my thing

branding is important
you can keep your jacket

don't worry brat you'll be on your way to being a badass in no time

fine fine
so we meet for shopping and then at nighttime we set the birds loose? is that the plan?

guess so
can you make it to the towers or do i have to pick you up squirt

no i'll be there on my tacky cliche bike

if you study hard for your motorcycle license i'll buy you one

are you fucking serious

sure why not

[baren don't buy idol motorcycles]

because it's like an assload of money?!?! i can't just accept a fucking motorcycle that's way too much!!!

[there's no text response at first

there's just pictures of baren's magazine covers. the billboard with his face on it. some of his poster ads in some shopping malls. he sends like 4 images for good measure

followed by]

i think i can afford it
here's another tip hotshot:
if you see an opportunity to get what you want
take it

LOOK YOU DON'T HAVE TO BRAG ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU'RE A GODDAMN BIGSHOT
I OBVIOUSLY KNOW THAT
BUT IT'S STILL TOO MUCH

[ God, that billboard is going to be covered in graffiti again-- ]

at least let me like earn it somehow!!!
it's weird if you just give it to me!!!

i said you have to get your license
that's earning it
promise you won't crash and die
that sort of thing
i can't handle being sued by your parents

but alright
you want me to issue you a challenge?
i can do that too

that'd be WAY better yes
at least if i do that i feel like i actually earn it instead of just taking a class or some junk
but a challenge i can absolutely go for now you're talking my language
what's the challenge name your terms i'll do it

release all the flamingos from the zoo
make all of them sparkly tiaras
and tiny punk pleather capes
guide them to the public pool
declare yourself their queen
defend your kingdom for the day

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