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[crudest]

Baren Kaiyou

i think the fuck not my guy 💩

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[crudest]

oh i love seabiscuit
yeah
i'm up for it

why don't we just open the gates to all the chocobo farms
and have a chocobo parade

[trappingheart]

now we're talking that's more like it
we need to think of a good way to lure them out and we might have our work cut out for us if we decide to hit them all in one night
but think of the streets!!! all the runaway chocobos going wild and free
seabiscuit's leading the pack
they're just having a little chocobo party hanging out doing their thing

we're gonna get in so much trouble if we get caught that means we HAVE to do it

[crudest]

just bring food
and me
chocobos love me
i can bring v too
you haven't met him yet huh

anyway it'll work out
you don't have a curfew or anything do you squirt

[trappingheart]

i haven't is he cute??
i'll bring like sugar cubes or something
hopefully that does the trick

don't call me squirt though!! and no i do not have a curfew!!!!!
it's the summer!!!!! and even if i did i would totally sneak out for this

[crudest]

my v is the cutest
they stole his color but he's still stunning
but yeah
sugar cubes and carrots

are you saying that if it isn't summer
you do have a curfew
that's precious

[trappingheart]

OMG SHUT UP it's not that embarrassing!!!!
it's just on school nights!!!!
what have you never had a curfew in your life before?!?!

[crudest]

[yes he did but he's not going to admit that]

of course not
but it's alright
you've still got your training wheels on being a little rebel
you'll get there one day

[trappingheart]

omfg I DO NOT HAVE TRAINING WHEELS
I HAVE NORMAL WHEELS ON A BADASS DELINQUENT BIKE
I JUST
HAVEN'T UPGRADED TO A MOTORCYCLE YET THAT'S ALL

[crudest]

badass delinquent bike
is it a bike with nails sticking out of it
or does it have teeth graffitied on the front
help me imagine what you're thinking of

[trappingheart]

it's got like
hot rod flames decaled onto it
spikes on the sides of the handlebars
looks a little beat up from some rocky trails so you get the feeling like it's been in a crazy fight but if it could talk it'd be all "you should see the other guy"
but the wheels are normal

[crudest]

lame
thank you for enlightening me
about how lame it is
how many gangster movies do you watch
i feel like there's a correlation here

[trappingheart]

wait
you really think it's not cool??

[crudest]

not really
hot rod flame decals are tacky
spikes are cliche
i'm worried about your sense of aesthetics
but also you're like 5
so i guess it's ok

[trappingheart]

THEY'RE NOT TACKY THEY'RE A STAPLE?!
THEY'RE LITERALLY ICONIC
AND SPIKES ARE INTIMIDATING
......
aren't they??

[crudest]

do you want me to take you shopping

[trappingheart]

maybe i need a second opinion
i didnt know i was this out of touch

[crudest]

well if all you watch is gangster movies
shitty taste happens

[trappingheart]

LOOK THOSE MOVIES WERE VERY IMPORTANT TO ME OKAY
i spent my ENTIRE summer two years ago watching them and working on my image!!!!!

[crudest]

that's what i'm saying
training wheels
if you wanna be a tryhard

anyway don't worry you're in good hands now
i won't steer you wrong
at least for aesthetics

[trappingheart]

THEY'RE NOT TRAINING WHEELS AND I'M NOT BEING A TRYHARD
AND I'M NOT FIVE EITHER i'm gonna be 17 next week!!! you're only like 4 years older than me!!!!!

but fine maybe it is time i changed up my looks a bit
as long as i get to keep the jacket
it's kind of my thing

[crudest]

branding is important
you can keep your jacket

don't worry brat you'll be on your way to being a badass in no time

[trappingheart]

fine fine
so we meet for shopping and then at nighttime we set the birds loose? is that the plan?

[crudest]

guess so
can you make it to the towers or do i have to pick you up squirt

[trappingheart]

no i'll be there on my tacky cliche bike

[crudest]

if you study hard for your motorcycle license i'll buy you one