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[crudest]

Baren Kaiyou

i think the fuck not my guy 💩

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[crudest]

[yes he did but he's not going to admit that]

of course not
but it's alright
you've still got your training wheels on being a little rebel
you'll get there one day

[trappingheart]

omfg I DO NOT HAVE TRAINING WHEELS
I HAVE NORMAL WHEELS ON A BADASS DELINQUENT BIKE
I JUST
HAVEN'T UPGRADED TO A MOTORCYCLE YET THAT'S ALL

[crudest]

badass delinquent bike
is it a bike with nails sticking out of it
or does it have teeth graffitied on the front
help me imagine what you're thinking of

[trappingheart]

it's got like
hot rod flames decaled onto it
spikes on the sides of the handlebars
looks a little beat up from some rocky trails so you get the feeling like it's been in a crazy fight but if it could talk it'd be all "you should see the other guy"
but the wheels are normal

[crudest]

lame
thank you for enlightening me
about how lame it is
how many gangster movies do you watch
i feel like there's a correlation here

[trappingheart]

wait
you really think it's not cool??

[crudest]

not really
hot rod flame decals are tacky
spikes are cliche
i'm worried about your sense of aesthetics
but also you're like 5
so i guess it's ok

[trappingheart]

THEY'RE NOT TACKY THEY'RE A STAPLE?!
THEY'RE LITERALLY ICONIC
AND SPIKES ARE INTIMIDATING
......
aren't they??

[crudest]

do you want me to take you shopping

[trappingheart]

maybe i need a second opinion
i didnt know i was this out of touch

[crudest]

well if all you watch is gangster movies
shitty taste happens

[trappingheart]

LOOK THOSE MOVIES WERE VERY IMPORTANT TO ME OKAY
i spent my ENTIRE summer two years ago watching them and working on my image!!!!!

[crudest]

that's what i'm saying
training wheels
if you wanna be a tryhard

anyway don't worry you're in good hands now
i won't steer you wrong
at least for aesthetics

[trappingheart]

THEY'RE NOT TRAINING WHEELS AND I'M NOT BEING A TRYHARD
AND I'M NOT FIVE EITHER i'm gonna be 17 next week!!! you're only like 4 years older than me!!!!!

but fine maybe it is time i changed up my looks a bit
as long as i get to keep the jacket
it's kind of my thing

[crudest]

branding is important
you can keep your jacket

don't worry brat you'll be on your way to being a badass in no time

[trappingheart]

fine fine
so we meet for shopping and then at nighttime we set the birds loose? is that the plan?

[crudest]

guess so
can you make it to the towers or do i have to pick you up squirt

[trappingheart]

no i'll be there on my tacky cliche bike

[crudest]

if you study hard for your motorcycle license i'll buy you one

[trappingheart]

are you fucking serious

[crudest]

sure why not

[baren don't buy idol motorcycles]

[trappingheart]

because it's like an assload of money?!?! i can't just accept a fucking motorcycle that's way too much!!!

[crudest]

[there's no text response at first

there's just pictures of baren's magazine covers. the billboard with his face on it. some of his poster ads in some shopping malls. he sends like 4 images for good measure

followed by]

i think i can afford it
here's another tip hotshot:
if you see an opportunity to get what you want
take it

[trappingheart]

LOOK YOU DON'T HAVE TO BRAG ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU'RE A GODDAMN BIGSHOT
I OBVIOUSLY KNOW THAT
BUT IT'S STILL TOO MUCH

[ God, that billboard is going to be covered in graffiti again-- ]

at least let me like earn it somehow!!!
it's weird if you just give it to me!!!

[crudest]

i said you have to get your license
that's earning it
promise you won't crash and die
that sort of thing
i can't handle being sued by your parents

but alright
you want me to issue you a challenge?
i can do that too