[The bartender very cautiously takes the card and hands them the bottle. Zoro snatches it before Baren can even try, chugging right from the bottle and popping off with a cheery gasp.]
I think she knows we're here for trouble.
[Here. Have the bottle now, Barnacle-Baren. If this is the game they're gonna play, Zoro's gonna do his part and increase the difficulty, shifting around willy-nilly. Rolling his shoulders, swaying from side-to-side, etc etc. Like a tame bucking bronco.
still, he's just laughing, amused and excited at the upped difficulty level from zoro's shifting?! he manages to keep himself suspended but while they're at it - he'll just heft himself up so his feet are on zoro's shoulders (HE JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL, BAREN) and he drinks some from the bottle before his eyes go up
and he once again catches the eye of the woman in the dance cage, giving her a friendly wave even as he balances on Zoro's shoulders]
Excuse me, mi— whoa! Ahaha, hey! Ah, excuse me! Can I borrow just a bit of your time?!
[which... works? it'll have to work, probably because Baren's could charm a snake (he is the snake) and the woman indicates to whoever's working the dance cage that she wants to be let down and it starts to be moved....]
[But he'll carefully balance on Zoro's shoulders up until they get closer to where they let the actual cage down, and then he hops off so he can have a neat little chat with the woman there with his voice just low enough that it can't be heard by Zoro over the pulsing bass. She steps out, stands off to the side, and Baren beckons Zoro closer.]
Z, Z! Look, check this out - when are you ever gonna get to see one of these again if I don't bring you here?
Given on the fact that Baren once again proves himself a menace, backing up just enough so that he can jump and work up the momentum to kick Zoro into the dance cage.
At least Baren tosses him the bottle of tequila to give his hands something to do before he slams the gate shut, locking it soundly.]
[He catches the bottle of tequila right as the door slams shut.]
What the-?! Baren! BAREN!? WHAT THE HELL?!
[Oh. God. The cage is moving. Rising up?? Did even the dancer betray him?? He's slamming the sides of the cage, wondering if he can break it loose and at least get back on the ground. No dice. Not with the wound, at least.]
YOU ASSHOLE! YOU PLANNED THIS, DIDN'T YOU?! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, KAIYOU! YOU HEAR ME?!
Meanwhile Baren was already making conversation with the dancer as the cage started to get lifted up, tuning out whatever Zoro's saying. Then there he is... stuck in the cage as Baren walks off with the dancer he just made friends with....
He spares a glance back up to Zoro and blows a kiss.
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[Even though he says it he doesn't try to shoo Baren off. Just... sure. Let him climb all over. Whatever.]
Hey! Bartender! Screw the glass! Bring the full bottle!
[The poor bartender looks confused by that request and... shakes her head.]
Oh, come on!
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zoro's credit card????
yeah he swiped that on his way up, apparently]
Here, miss, charge it and we'll be good to go.
[he wants this bottle now that zoro mentioned it??? please give baren what he wants]
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I think she knows we're here for trouble.
[Here. Have the bottle now, Barnacle-Baren. If this is the game they're gonna play, Zoro's gonna do his part and increase the difficulty, shifting around willy-nilly. Rolling his shoulders, swaying from side-to-side, etc etc. Like a tame bucking bronco.
They probably do this a lot.]
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[but any filthy man is fair game
still, he's just laughing, amused and excited at the upped difficulty level from zoro's shifting?! he manages to keep himself suspended but while they're at it - he'll just heft himself up so his feet are on zoro's shoulders (HE JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL, BAREN) and he drinks some from the bottle before his eyes go up
and he once again catches the eye of the woman in the dance cage, giving her a friendly wave even as he balances on Zoro's shoulders]
Excuse me, mi— whoa! Ahaha, hey! Ah, excuse me! Can I borrow just a bit of your time?!
[which... works? it'll have to work, probably because Baren's could charm a snake (he is the snake) and the woman indicates to whoever's working the dance cage that she wants to be let down and it starts to be moved....]
Z, follow it...!
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[And yet... he's moving, weaving through the crowd as if carrying Baren is no big issue.]
You're not gonna ask her about the flamingo, are you? That'll just tip them off to what you wanna do.
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[But he'll carefully balance on Zoro's shoulders up until they get closer to where they let the actual cage down, and then he hops off so he can have a neat little chat with the woman there with his voice just low enough that it can't be heard by Zoro over the pulsing bass. She steps out, stands off to the side, and Baren beckons Zoro closer.]
Z, Z! Look, check this out - when are you ever gonna get to see one of these again if I don't bring you here?
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[Granted, not ones like this unless he's forced to. Nevertheless, he's walking up to it.]
There something special about it?
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Given on the fact that Baren once again proves himself a menace, backing up just enough so that he can jump and work up the momentum to kick Zoro into the dance cage.
At least Baren tosses him the bottle of tequila to give his hands something to do before he slams the gate shut, locking it soundly.]
Time to see if it's fool proof.... ♥
[Sucker.]
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What the-?! Baren! BAREN!? WHAT THE HELL?!
[Oh. God. The cage is moving. Rising up?? Did even the dancer betray him?? He's slamming the sides of the cage, wondering if he can break it loose and at least get back on the ground. No dice. Not with the wound, at least.]
YOU ASSHOLE! YOU PLANNED THIS, DIDN'T YOU?! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, KAIYOU! YOU HEAR ME?!
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Meanwhile Baren was already making conversation with the dancer as the cage started to get lifted up, tuning out whatever Zoro's saying. Then there he is... stuck in the cage as Baren walks off with the dancer he just made friends with....
He spares a glance back up to Zoro and blows a kiss.
Aaaaaaand fucking leaves him there.
Payback's a bitch and so is Baren.]