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Baren "Good End: You die." Kumou (
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Baren Kaiyou
i think the fuck not my guy π©
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viktorymaker
2017-07-24 06:19 pm (UTC)
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It was meant to be! Blame chance, not him. Also, he has no reason to assume this is
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Mayor Mayer's office. Wow, lucky!
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Hello! I'd like to talk to Mayor Mayer's secretary, please.
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crudest
2017-07-26 11:00 pm (UTC)
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This is he! Herald Harold, at your service.
[not even hesitating...]
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viktorymaker
2017-07-26 11:37 pm (UTC)
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This is how all random phone calls should go, if you ask me.
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Hi Harold! How are you today?
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crudest
2017-07-27 12:37 am (UTC)
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Well you know, it's always a whirlwind keeping up with our lovely Mayor. Seabiscuit ran off again today - but you didn't hear it from me!
How can I help you today, sir?
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viktorymaker
2017-07-28 12:38 am (UTC)
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Again?
See, I'm not from here, so I was wondering about local festivities. Is Founder's Day the only one, or are there others?
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crudest
2017-07-28 11:43 pm (UTC)
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[jesus christ this was a mistake]
Oh, you're new in town? Welcome, welcome! Well you see, we have a couple. There's the Festival of Spuds - a whole two-day event where we celebrate the different uses for potatoes! They've been a staple in the RecollΓ© diet since its founding, you know? Not to mention our beloved Cheetah Week. Those beautiful racers of the wild actually have a natural migration path that takes them right through the city every Fall! Beautiful, juuuust beautiful. Nature is so mysterious.
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Hello! I'd like to talk to Mayor Mayer's secretary, please.
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[not even hesitating...]
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Hi Harold! How are you today?
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How can I help you today, sir?
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See, I'm not from here, so I was wondering about local festivities. Is Founder's Day the only one, or are there others?
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Oh, you're new in town? Welcome, welcome! Well you see, we have a couple. There's the Festival of Spuds - a whole two-day event where we celebrate the different uses for potatoes! They've been a staple in the RecollΓ© diet since its founding, you know? Not to mention our beloved Cheetah Week. Those beautiful racers of the wild actually have a natural migration path that takes them right through the city every Fall! Beautiful, juuuust beautiful. Nature is so mysterious.