[LET HIM LIVE!! He just squints right back, rubbing at his lower lip with the back of his hand somewhat absentmindedly. Thankfully it's not bleeding anymore, but that is a small concern in comparison to the eternally large concern that is Baren.]
I dunno what you're talking about, that's my natural smile.
[Playing coy for the camera is a natural reflex, okay!!
But he'll oblige after a second, throwing up the stupid heart fingers sign that's trending everywhere as he flashes a great big concerning smile. When will his vampire coven come find him...]
[aka he does not buy that even a little bit. but regardless he's taking the picture of Kashuu's big concerning smile with his newfound teefs, then turning his phone around to show him the picture in all his fang-y glory]
Opens his mouth a little to just kind of... touch..... one of his APPARENT FANGS...]
—Oh my god?!
[AS IF THE RED EYES WEREN'T BAD ENOUGH anyway excuse him while he whips his own phone out so he can selfiecam-mirror it up and take a look for himself. Yep, those sure are some brand-new teeth... At least they're not shark teeth, but damn?!]
[fuck you, someone could snap a shot of baren stuffing his face with french fries and it'd be #aesthetic and some commentary on modern junk food or something
[LIKE HONESTLY PROBABLY NOT UNTRUE THOUGH why can Baren get away with anything.]
Why?! [Not "why shouldn't I bite my lip", just a general why me why of Despair. He can't even appreciate the rare mystical beast that is Baren's concern, because he's too upset that Retrospec continues to pick on him.]
This is the worst! What kinda cursed punch even is this? We've gotta dump it.
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Strike a pose, Kiyo. Open-mouthed smile, none of that coy shit.
[IS THIS HOW HE'S GONNA SHOW HIM]
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I dunno what you're talking about, that's my natural smile.
[Playing coy for the camera is a natural reflex, okay!!
But he'll oblige after a second, throwing up the stupid heart fingers sign that's trending everywhere as he flashes a great big concerning smile. When will his vampire coven come find him...]
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[aka he does not buy that even a little bit. but regardless he's taking the picture of Kashuu's big concerning smile with his newfound teefs, then turning his phone around to show him the picture in all his fang-y glory]
Now what were you lying about being human?
i forgot this was a 1/2
[MUMBLE GRUMBLE HUFF as he leans in to get a look at the picture...]
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Leans back in.
Leans back out.
Opens his mouth a little to just kind of... touch..... one of his APPARENT FANGS...]
—Oh my god?!
[AS IF THE RED EYES WEREN'T BAD ENOUGH anyway excuse him while he whips his own phone out so he can selfiecam-mirror it up and take a look for himself. Yep, those sure are some brand-new teeth... At least they're not shark teeth, but damn?!]
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that said, baren's watching with.... admittedly mild concern now. yeah. yeah.]
Yup.
[JUST SAYING]
Don't bite your lip again, Count Dracula.
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Why?! [Not "why shouldn't I bite my lip", just a general why me why of Despair. He can't even appreciate the rare mystical beast that is Baren's concern, because he's too upset that Retrospec continues to pick on him.]
This is the worst! What kinda cursed punch even is this? We've gotta dump it.
[SAVE EVERYONE ELSE.]