Maurice? Oh, is it the nice guy who always looks so haggard all the time? Freckles? Glasses? Yeah, yeah, his can be on the house - don't tell my manager though!
Eli, huh? I can probably do that. Who's the supervisor on duty? Let me know and I'll look for them whenever I head over to A Good Bean to let them know someone's pretending to take orders. They might end up with some pretty pissed off customers, you know.
[Yeah, google's told him that this number is definitely not the one for A Good Bean. So who has he actually reached?]
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What the hell? Give me 110; the people with the skinnies won't eat them anyways.
Actually, make that 111. Maurice might want one. You gotta treat the interns sometimes, right?
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What's your name, kid? So I know who to talk to when I come in to pick it all up.
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[not even missing a beat]
Think you can put in a good word, sir? I'm really eyeing some vacation time soon!
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[Yeah, google's told him that this number is definitely not the one for A Good Bean. So who has he actually reached?]
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Lemonface deserves it!
[Lemonface being one of the schedulers... Baren really doesn't seem to care.]
Check the number next time, dipshit.
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[and that's
that's it. baren's gonna go ahead and just end the call now]