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Baren Kaiyou

i think the fuck not my guy 💩

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[sharplydressed]

[WELL, that's not untrue... He'd actually be more convinced Baren was lying if he was talking about having a 9-5 desk job than him talking about dinosaurs and space and ninjas.]

Mm, probably not a model.

[What a tragedy, what a waste of a good face.

Why does Kashuu play along every time Baren wildly veers the conversation off of a serious track, why.]

[crudest]

[because Kashuu is a good friend that does exactly what Baren wants.

matching peacocks.]

You never know. It seemed kinda old timey, maybe I was one of those performers instead. I could've done kabuki next to velociraptors.

[sharplydressed]

[Kashuu needs to be throw into the sea honestly, and Baren needs to stop being an EVASIVE PUNK.]

Maybe you just did kabuki next to the oiran. They were all kinda in the same place, weren't they?

[Just implies Baren was some kind of ye olde prostitute, it's fine.]

[crudest]

More or less.

[which brings him to an entirely separate train of thought - ]

You ever been to a red light district?

[don't do this]

[sharplydressed]

[What dark path is Baren taking this conversation down...]

What? No way is that kinda thing my style.

[NOT IN THIS LIFE OR ANY OTHER.]

[crudest]

Well not with that attitude...

[hopefully he's joking]

[sharplydressed]

I don't wanna hear that sort of thing from you.

[HE DOESN'T KNOW IF BAREN'S JOKING BUT HE'S NOT TAKING CHANCES.]

[crudest]

[A FAIR STATEMENT and baren's just laughing - ]

Okay, okay, we'll go when you're older.

[nO]

[sharplydressed]

[REACHES OUT TO LIGHTLY SHOVE HIS ARM.]

Don't treat me like I'm a kid, either! I'm not that much younger than you, you jerk.

[Ah, volleying between two entirely different reasons to be offended: the Kiyomitsu Kashuu life.]

[crudest]

[can't he just pick one - but baren's laughing]

Hey, hey, be nice to your elders!

[sharplydressed]

[OF COURSE NOT that would make too much sense for Kiyomitsu "conflicting signals at all times" Kashuu.]

Don't pull the grandpa card on me.

[crudest]

[inhales]

You know, back in my day—

[sharplydressed]

[IMMEDIATELY STANDING UP TO LEAVE BYE]

Just let me finish my work and stop being a brat!

[crudest]

Pick one!!

[No, just kidding. Baren's laughing but otherwise letting himself relax now in Kashuu's room. Kashuu can go back to work knowing that Baren is just going to steal his phone and browse Twitter to kill time...

that's probably better.]