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Baren Kaiyou

i think the fuck not my guy 💩

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[doublesmall]

holy shit this is not what I remembered

holy shit

HOW DID IT GET THIS MANY RETWEETS what the FUCK

[crudest]

he's literally 6 ft of muscle and 0 brains
what did you expect

i think he'd be a hit at a gay bar
so i'm gonna bring him to one
if you keep your hands to yourself
you can come with

[doublesmall]

baren you know that's cruel to the rest of the bar, he's like hitting on a goddamn wall

but sure, sounds like fun to me. I'll keep my hands to myself if you don't buy me drinks, no promises if you do.

[crudest]

exactly!!!!
now you're catching on
also did you run into this wall multiple times
you did, didn't you
workplace manner really means nothing to you huh

just pay for mine
i'm sure you owed me somewhere down the line

[doublesmall]

it was outside work hours! I don't think he even picked up on it so it's not like he's gonna complain or anything

and fine, but you better not take advantage of that or they'll end up not letting me leave

[crudest]

yeah
he's always been that way
at least as long as i've known him
none of my jokes land it's actually kind of
really fucking annoying

me?
talking advantage of something? especially you?
g o s h
what do you even think of me

[doublesmall]

I think you'd absolutely fucking do that, is what.

whatever, between the two of us we can probably get someone else to pay if we have to

[crudest]

probably
but i'm not trying to get z traumatized
so i'll probably take him back if it stops being fun

[but also

this is baren

and his radar for when things stop being fun is very different from most people's. he's annoyingly persistent that way]