[makes a little den in my own inbox to set this up -
Baren already made the joke to Chuuya - he fully intended on taking Zoro to a gay bar. Upon realizing that the other apparently had never done body shots in his life - not the right way, with the salt and the lime, at least - that just meant that the plan had to be expedited. With the loving use of lying by omission and a couple of texts sent, that's how they end up in one of the hottest, loudest, most sin-filled gay bars in town.
Baren's visible eye lights up when they walk in. He waves to some people he recognizes who immediately coo over Party Satan arriving, or something about his latest photoshoot.
This night is going to be horrible.
Still, he turns to Chuuya and Zoro with a grin that promises bad decisions and incoming regret.]
[chuuya's so ready. he may have promised to behave, which sounds boring as fuck, but- well. baren's never let him down on a chaotic good time before, so he has faith it'll turn out interesting anyway.
especially with zoro's outfit. lord. there may have been some disbelieving outbursts when he showed up in it (you're throwing him to the goddamn wolves, baren, you're gonna just let him do this?!)
and okay, scratch that: he was ready. baren's question makes him wrinkle his nose, and that is a very put out look.]
Don't be a tease, asshole. Just go get your damn drinks.
[the only way for chuuya not to get drunk is to not drink at all.]
[What does that mean? Who can really tell? But there's no doubt it's true considering he's covered, head to toe, in body glitter. Even his eyes are framed by rainbow glitter eyeshadow Baren had forced upon him in a dressing process that took roughly three hours. That, coupled with the all leather outfit he'd been blackmailed into wearing (though the half-unzipped "shirt" was all him) only proved Chuuya's outbursts true.
He was being thrown to the goddamn wolves.
Not that he knew. Of course he didn't know. At least six people stared at him as he walked to the bar, too impatient to wait for Baren and Chuuya, and Zoro was too occupied looking for hidden dancing cages to notice. If there was Guinness World Record for most oblivious man alive, Zoro would definitely be the reigning king.
Without stopping or even turning around, he calls back to the two of them.]
[Zoro's being thrown out to the wolves and to be honest, as he struts in like this gay beacon of glitter and leather that he is, Baren's straight up laughing. It starts off as a mess of giggles but then it turns into that full-blown cackling as he clutches his stomach and wipes at his eye because this is his faaaavorite thiiiing. This is the best idea he's ever had? Or at least it's up there?]
Z, don't look so eager... [and that's the only warning that Baren will give all night before he skips right on ahead, making his way through all the people and he glances back to Chuuya with a flash of a grin] And you're still covering my drinks, right Chuu? ♥
[snaaaaake a snaaaaaake because he's definitely going to lift up chuuya's wallet... that baren definitely pickpocketed as he walked by.... and now he's running to the bar with it, announcing excitedly - ]
[chuuya dashes after him, holding on to his hat, and when he catches up he grabs baren's arm to lean in and hiss-]
I better still be able to pay rent after this, alright, if I get evicted it's your goddamn fault.
[with that warning given, he lets go with a huff, turning to zoro with a raised brow. he'd heard that call baren gave, and he knows this doesn't end well for zoro, but-
it's gonna be funny, tbh. so he just grins as he asks-]
So you're in, right? Don't start backing out on us before we even get started.
New rule: only one Inkwell employee is allowed to be homeless at a time.
[this'll be broken when the ocean takes zoro's houseboat but what the fuck ever. regardless he's cracking up as he points at Z]
Of course you do! We're all gonna do 'em, it's just not a party if there's no partial nudity. You wanna strip first Z? Or you wanna take one off of me?
[His hands move to the zipper before hesitating, glancing around. While most of the bar is still distracted, there's a handful of people who are already looking his way.]
... Do I really gotta take my clothes off for this?
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Baren already made the joke to Chuuya - he fully intended on taking Zoro to a gay bar. Upon realizing that the other apparently had never done body shots in his life - not the right way, with the salt and the lime, at least - that just meant that the plan had to be expedited. With the loving use of lying by omission and a couple of texts sent, that's how they end up in one of the hottest, loudest, most sin-filled gay bars in town.
Baren's visible eye lights up when they walk in. He waves to some people he recognizes who immediately coo over Party Satan arriving, or something about his latest photoshoot.
This night is going to be horrible.
Still, he turns to Chuuya and Zoro with a grin that promises bad decisions and incoming regret.]
So.
Drinks?
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especially with zoro's outfit. lord. there may have been some disbelieving outbursts when he showed up in it (you're throwing him to the goddamn wolves, baren, you're gonna just let him do this?!)
and okay, scratch that: he was ready. baren's question makes him wrinkle his nose, and that is a very put out look.]
Don't be a tease, asshole. Just go get your damn drinks.
[the only way for chuuya not to get drunk is to not drink at all.]
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[What does that mean? Who can really tell? But there's no doubt it's true considering he's covered, head to toe, in body glitter. Even his eyes are framed by rainbow glitter eyeshadow Baren had forced upon him in a dressing process that took roughly three hours. That, coupled with the all leather outfit he'd been blackmailed into wearing (though the half-unzipped "shirt" was all him) only proved Chuuya's outbursts true.
He was being thrown to the goddamn wolves.
Not that he knew. Of course he didn't know. At least six people stared at him as he walked to the bar, too impatient to wait for Baren and Chuuya, and Zoro was too occupied looking for hidden dancing cages to notice. If there was Guinness World Record for most oblivious man alive, Zoro would definitely be the reigning king.
Without stopping or even turning around, he calls back to the two of them.]
You two coming or what? I'm not ordering for you.
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Z, don't look so eager... [and that's the only warning that Baren will give all night before he skips right on ahead, making his way through all the people and he glances back to Chuuya with a flash of a grin] And you're still covering my drinks, right Chuu? ♥
[snaaaaake a snaaaaaake because he's definitely going to lift up chuuya's wallet... that baren definitely pickpocketed as he walked by.... and now he's running to the bar with it, announcing excitedly - ]
You know what I'm feeling?! Body shots!
[goodbye world]
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[chuuya dashes after him, holding on to his hat, and when he catches up he grabs baren's arm to lean in and hiss-]
I better still be able to pay rent after this, alright, if I get evicted it's your goddamn fault.
[with that warning given, he lets go with a huff, turning to zoro with a raised brow. he'd heard that call baren gave, and he knows this doesn't end well for zoro, but-
it's gonna be funny, tbh. so he just grins as he asks-]
So you're in, right? Don't start backing out on us before we even get started.
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[A hidden warning. Don't go there, bud. Then he's glancing at Baren, arms resting on the bar.]
Do I still have to do those? [Maybe? Hopefully? Baren changed his mind and he can get away with getting trashed like normal.]
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[this'll be broken when the ocean takes zoro's houseboat but what the fuck ever. regardless he's cracking up as he points at Z]
Of course you do! We're all gonna do 'em, it's just not a party if there's no partial nudity. You wanna strip first Z? Or you wanna take one off of me?
[just guys being dudes]
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[chuuya rolls his eyes at that, then glances between the two of them. it'll probably have to be two opinions against one somewhere here, so-]
He's new to it, he's gotta take one first, right? C'mon, that's how this shit works.
i thought it was dana's turn......, whoops
[His hands move to the zipper before hesitating, glancing around. While most of the bar is still distracted, there's a handful of people who are already looking his way.]
... Do I really gotta take my clothes off for this?
rip in pieces
Anyway.]
Have you ever licked alcohol off leather? It's about as fun as it sounds.
C'mon Z, why are you suddenly so shy about stripping?
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[chuuya watches with his arms folded, one eyebrow raised.]
I swear to god, if we have to use oil to get that shit back on or something-