["sixth sense for parties" is one way of putting it. it's more like baren decides where the party is gonna be based on which house he finds. so it's through careful selection that party satan selects his target house and texts chuuya once he feels like the party is in full swing.
but it's baren so it can't be that easy
rather, he thinks there's fun to be had. if chuuya's gonna be a superhero that saves people from beer, then he needs an archnemesis right? you bet your ass he does. so that's why the lawn flamingo stationed outside the party is wearing the high fashion cape that baren brought for him.
and inside, there's definitely baren sitting on the banister of the stairs, wearing some dumb feather masquerade mask, and watching as the party goers enjoy the six (6) kegs of beer that he brought to the party
chuuya's already pissy about having to retrieve the cape from a lawn flamingo, about the dumb mask he'd put on to avoid being recognized, about this entire situation-- so when he steps inside and sees baren there, realizes what he's doing, he promptly forgets all about the plan.
he storms up to the stairs, gesturing angrily at baren, cape flying dramatically behind him as he comes to a stop.]
[But it's all a game to Baren? Of course he is. So he's wearing his own mask and cackling as he throws his head back in the disaster he created, then jumping onto the banister with this new impeccable balance he has and setting his hands on his hips with all the air of -
But to be honest Baren's just looking delighted at the change of events, because he's the kind of guy who loves that kick of adrenaline. So as Chuuya is running up the banister, Baren is definitely running toward him - and then in the last second neatly flipping right over. His still foot lands on the banister behind Chuuya, letting him slide down the rest of the way so he's back on ground level.
Over his shoulder he blows a kiss before aiming to run deeper into the house party.
Baren's always been good at parkour, but his newfound sense of acrobatics sure is something else.]
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[he's not denying it, which is. probably not a great sign. but this is his life.]
I'm not gonna go with it even if you do like it, I'm coming up with something else.
anyway- you're the one with the sixth sense for parties so tell me where to meet you and give me 20 minutes. bring the cape.
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but it's baren so it can't be that easy
rather, he thinks there's fun to be had. if chuuya's gonna be a superhero that saves people from beer, then he needs an archnemesis right? you bet your ass he does. so that's why the lawn flamingo stationed outside the party is wearing the high fashion cape that baren brought for him.
and inside, there's definitely baren sitting on the banister of the stairs, wearing some dumb feather masquerade mask, and watching as the party goers enjoy the six (6) kegs of beer that he brought to the party
and he's cackling]
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chuuya's already pissy about having to retrieve the cape from a lawn flamingo, about the dumb mask he'd put on to avoid being recognized, about this entire situation-- so when he steps inside and sees baren there, realizes what he's doing, he promptly forgets all about the plan.
he storms up to the stairs, gesturing angrily at baren, cape flying dramatically behind him as he comes to a stop.]
What the fuck do you think you're doing?!
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[But it's all a game to Baren? Of course he is. So he's wearing his own mask and cackling as he throws his head back in the disaster he created, then jumping onto the banister with this new impeccable balance he has and setting his hands on his hips with all the air of -
Well, party satan in his own domain.]
Can't make it too easy for you, can I?
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[goddamnit, baren, you were supposed to be helping!!
in retrospect, however, asking baren of all people for help is never a safe idea.]
I swear to god, I'm gonna throw you out a window for real this time-
[the new plan is saving people from party satan, namely: himself. so have fun with that, baren, because chuuya is going to just
make a dash for the banister, going right up it with a little help from gravity powers. run, fucker, run.]
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But to be honest Baren's just looking delighted at the change of events, because he's the kind of guy who loves that kick of adrenaline. So as Chuuya is running up the banister, Baren is definitely running toward him - and then in the last second neatly flipping right over. His still foot lands on the banister behind Chuuya, letting him slide down the rest of the way so he's back on ground level.
Over his shoulder he blows a kiss before aiming to run deeper into the house party.
Baren's always been good at parkour, but his newfound sense of acrobatics sure is something else.]
Come and get me, Winey Man!