[the world works in mysterious ways

that said, no hesitation:]

Yup.

Do you remember that time I had to abandon ship riiiight before we got the kiddie pool full of glitter on top of that frat roof? It's because that idiot called me from the middle of Tisse, stumbling around by himself. If he's with other people I can send him to voicemail but like -

What the fuck, Kiyo? Who even does that?

[this is just gossip now]