[stop it, yamato is samurai jack and baren will never fight him for the title

that said he's just gonna hand over the sword and then proceed to make himself way too comfortable in kashuu's room, flopping over on his bed and pulling out his phone like some kind of angsty teenager.

(his thumb hovers over the call button for okuni. ah. he wants to tell her. he doesn't.)]

Mm.

[ . . . alright, it's too obvious even for him and so that's why he adds:]

You know, it'd be funnier if ninjas really did run the way they did in that one anime? Ah, that's such a weird trend...

[ . . . . ]

Actually, they weren't bad dressers. I'll jot it down for you later if you need inspiration.

[that probably just adds more questions but okay]