What? Are you kidding me - do you see how sloppy these kids are? That doesn't even sound fun.

[NO MOTIVE THEN - but then he's just gonna shake his head.]

Nah but I took a sip because I can't get through this shit completely sober and I started seeing shit? It's no acid-induced daze, think it was one of those memories that people on that app were talking about.

[he's lying he's lYING, HE'S MAKING THIS UP AS HE GOES]