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[crudest]

Baren Kaiyou

i think the fuck not my guy 💩

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text; after retrospec but before he sets himself on fire

[eyestitch]

do you do 🍑 📞 ?

[crudest]

oh darling i thought you'd never ask

[the second half of this message sure did go to chuuya and that might not be for the better]

[eyestitch]

[RIP Chuuya.]

sorry to keep you waiting, my adoring audience! i hope it's not 2 late 2 make good on your expectations!

[crudest]

sweetheart i'd wait for you forever
did you need me tonight?

[eyestitch]

what dedication! what commitment!

you know it. i have my place to myself, if that suits your fancy!

[crudest]

send me an address and i'll see if i can pull myself away from some urgent business to see you in half an hour

[eyestitch]

[Here it is.]

is this like literal urgent business or just a ploy to get my panties off? cause i'll buy either

[crudest]

i don't know, is the ploy working?

[eyestitch]

you know it, handsome! nothing like a little bit of urgency to make me value my time and yours 😽

[crudest]

well i do promise to make it worth it for you, lovely

the real tag

[eyestitch]

ooooh, you're going in my little pink book for sure!

you want drinks or anything? i'll grab something if you're a lil thirsty 🍻😼

[Intentional cat emote.]

i died

[crudest]

if i say surprise me i hope i won't regret it

[eyestitch]

i can say for a fact there's no way you will! ✨