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Baren Kaiyou

i think the fuck not my guy 💩

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[originallutece]

When precisely

I haven't even known you for months, for god's sake.

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see
that's what i thought too

but still think it'd be more offensive
to forget sleeping with someone entirely
i stand by my decision

that said I'm really glad my memory isn't acting up
besides
well you know

[originallutece]

Truly, Baren, you're a gentleman.

But no. This wasn't intended for you. Frankly, I think after all this nonsense I shall never try and send a text of this nature at all; any texting at all may be right out.

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aw that's no fun
don't let retrospec take the spice out of your relationship
that's probably what jim wants

[originallutece]

I pray Jim thinks nothing of my relationship, frankly, and if it was weak enough to be destroyed by a lack of sexting, we'd be in trouble indeed.

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i'm thinking of it like
relationship hunger games
if everyone stops sexting then jim's boringass relationship might stand a chance
but you still shouldn't have to change what you do cause of a dumb app

[originallutece]

I know that's the sort of advice they give you in high school, Baren, but I'm perfectly comfortable changing aspects of myself and my behavior in light of this.

It isn't always good to simply follow your heart (or whatever body part you may be thinking with at the time). A word of advice, from me to you.

[crudest]

do i look like i listened to anything they told me in high school

but to be honest i don't think i'll ever agree with you, prof
what's the point of anything if you're not doing what you want

[originallutece]

Avoiding a situation in which you're sexting your students comes to mind as a viable point.

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tbh if anyone judges you for it they're probably dead inside

[originallutece]

I'll use that as a defense against the Dean when he calls me up to ask why I'm sending lewd texts to students, shall I.

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wait
plural?
holy shit this app has it out for you prof

[originallutece]

Only two, including you. But that's more than enough.

[And one friend, but frankly, she's fine with sexting Faolan. I mean, she's not fine with it, but if it had to go to someone, she can live with it being her hot Irish bodyguard friend.]

[crudest]

two times too many
don't worry i can keep a secret
hopefully the other one can too
it'd suck if you got blackmailed for something dumb like extra credit

[originallutece]

I appreciate it.

On the other hand, if I were damp enough to be blackmailed over something like this, I wouldn't be much of a professor.