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Baren Kaiyou

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categories include:
fashion, lifestyle, escape techniques, hot new trends, life hacks, actual hacks, and sunday is a special day
where all advice is written in morse code
accurately

let me take that philosophy class
i'd ace it

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I'm certainly dash-dash-dash/dash-dot-dash with that idea. Particularly on Sundays.

Are you not already acing all of your classes?

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classified information
but you're right
i am a model student

[i'm upset over this pun that i didn't mean to make a pun but here it is]

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You are the very model of a model, yes, in general.
And I feel very certain that your talents are immeasurable —
Excelling in your classes from the arts to the historical
That means you, in addition, are a student categorical.

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that's a lot of high praise from someone who's
actually heard me talk

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It's also high praise of Gilbert and Sullivan's "Pirates of Penzance."

If imitation is the highest form of flattery, lighthearted parody can't possibly be that far off.

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so does this sort of thing keep you alive, queen c or what
like you need parodies, musical numbers, and constant references more than oxygen

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What's the point of knowing trivia if you can't share it?

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trivia question: how many pub quiz trophies does carmen sandiego have

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A: 5
B: 10
C: 25
D: All of them

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you know it's gotta be that d

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I suppose I could follow that up by pointing out how many pubs with trivia nights there are in the city of Recolle, but I would imagine that knowing that fact in the first place really just proves the point in and of itself.

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trivia queen c
all hail our new benevolent overlord