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Baren Kaiyou

i think the fuck not my guy 💩

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Comments

[eyestitch]

uh

like bf recently or bf like, now this is the plot of a country song about murder that people will nevertheless support b/c men are cheating scumbags?

[doublesmall]

like bf recently. don't worry, no shotguns or keying cars involved here.

if it makes you feel better i wouldn't even know who to go after if i was that kind of crazy, so you're good.

[eyestitch]

good, everyone's safe and happy now. no number one on the country western charts here.

wait, did he not even save my number??? what the hell!! 😾

[doublesmall]

nah, it's saved, I'm just sending texts to a string of emojis instead of a name.

😘👠🤗👑💖🍰 this is who it says I'm talking to

[eyestitch]

eh? that's me?

awww, that's cute! and pretty accurate, i guess, so if you could decipher it you'd really be on the case!

[doublesmall]

if the heel and crown are any indication i'm probably better off not investigating if i don't want to get stepped on

i know what his types are like

[eyestitch]

maybe if i'd stepped on him more this wouldn't have happened.

ah, just kidding! i'm no threat to you! i wouldn't hurt a fly.