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Baren Kaiyou

i think the fuck not my guy 💩

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sword mistress it is

how many bows did you try to make him wear

[sharplydressed]

i changed my mind

and only one or two!
i'm not an asshole
he didn't like the fluffy one and he didn't like the plain one so i didn't try the rest

["The rest", though...]

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ok you can come up with your own title
you got one shot

you put a fluffy bow on a fluffy cat?
have you ever had a single chill in your life?

[POT, KETTLE]

[sharplydressed]

hard pass i've watched enough dramas to know where this goes no matter what you call it

anyway more importantly they're different types of fluffy!!
the cat is cat-fluffy
the bow is bow-fluffy

[crudest]

did you just try to boil down our entire relationship into an 18 episode kdrama
am i the rich asshole love interest
are you the sweet but kinda bitchy girl with a spontaneous flower disease

no that's still too fluffy
vetoed

[sharplydressed]

yeah pretty much
glad we have everything already planned out tbh
the tropes fit so perfectly
right down to the flowers

there's no such thing as too fluffy though un-vetoed

[crudest]

if we ever get bored let's try our hand at video editing
we could probably make money on youtube

[don't become vloggers]

i'm vetoing your veto ability
where did you even get that anyway

[sharplydressed]

sure sounds like a plan

[Don't unleash them onto youtube ever.]

i have it whenever we're talking about super important things that you don't get
like fluffy cuteness factors

[crudest]

excuse me
i received my doctorate in fluffy cuteness factors

[sharplydressed]

you wouldn't know how to identify something max fluffy cute if it bit you in the ass

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if it was max fluffy cute it wouldn't bite me in the ass in the first place

[sharplydressed]

wow
fangs and claws are part of the cute appeal!
why do you think cats are so perfect??

[crudest]

what
no that just doesn't make sense
kiyo if you go blind it doesn't bode well for your career

[sharplydressed]

i will literally fight you
especially if you're going after cats and how cute they are
but also just like
in general
because it 100% makes sense

[crudest]

if you put teeth on a fuzzy monster chair
that doesn't make it cute
or any less of an affront to god

[sharplydressed]

ok but have you tried doing that yet

[It's hard to tell if he's joking or not...]

[crudest]

do you own a fuzzy monster chair

[sharplydressed]

no
but i know exactly where to get one

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k
pick you up in 10?

[this is a mistake]

[sharplydressed]

[Literally everything they do is a mistake.]

see you then ♥

[crudest]

[i'm continuing this trainwreck thread because why wouldn't i

Baren's picking up Kashuu in his usual outlandish flashy sports car because of course he is. Tanuki's hanging out in the passenger's seat so Kashuu's gonna have a pal once he slides in.]

You'll have to enlighten me where we can actually get one of these chairs.

[sharplydressed]

[i hate this

Kashuu doesn't, though. Neither the monster chair or having a cute tanuki to hold while they're driving around bothers him, even though AT LEAST ONE OF THEM SHOULD.]

You know that tiny vintage shop over at the faaar corner of Tisse? If you go through the back, they have a furniture section, too.

[crudest]

Were you giving in to your hipster tendencies?

[vintage shop.....but hOLD ON because baren's a fast (but skilled) driver and he's revving it up for them to speed on over to that shop]

[sharplydressed]

What's that supposed to mean, huh? I just got curious.

[Fortunately, he's used to Baren's driving and doesn't even bat a lash... He's cozy here with tanuki! And totally willing to assume they just won't get arrested!]

[crudest]

It means I'm excited for your next line of clothes.

[Vintage fuzzy pink monster teeth chic.]