[WHY WOULDN'T BAREN WANT TO BE SEEN WITH HIM?? ZORO'S CONFUSED
but oh well. they're at the beach now. the ocean in front of them is clear from ships which means zoro's drawing out that new, all black edgelord blade. he glances back at baren and just. you know. ]
[because a minute or two later he gets into stance and cuts the air in a vertical diagonal that...
keeps... going.
it's as if a knife cuts through the water. the waves part, exposing the bed of sand. it continues deeper and deeper and deeper, disappearing a little more than a mile out. zoro sheathes his sword.]
[dumb... isn't baren supposed to be the smart one? but fine. zoro snorts and nods.]
Alright. Step back.
[and. yeah. draws and sheathes his sword four times in succession and, amazingly, four strikes slice through the water, ending pretty far out. zoro looks surprised, but overwhelmingly pleased.]
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I can't believe I have to be seen with you.
[also he's just gonna haul zoro over to the ocean so like. timeskip??]
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but oh well. they're at the beach now. the ocean in front of them is clear from ships which means zoro's drawing out that new, all black edgelord blade. he glances back at baren and just. you know. ]
Still don't know what your problem is.
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[that's his problem
and also given zoro's sense of direction that doesn't sound impossible]
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[SEE???? HE'S EVEN WAVING IT AT YOU BAREN!!! ACKNOWLEDGE IT]
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[somewhere in the city, he hopes kashuu is happy]
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[as if.
whatever. he turns back to the water.]
Stand back.
[because a minute or two later he gets into stance and cuts the air in a vertical diagonal that...
keeps... going.
it's as if a knife cuts through the water. the waves part, exposing the bed of sand. it continues deeper and deeper and deeper, disappearing a little more than a mile out. zoro sheathes his sword.]
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Well, first: what kind of overpowered anime bullshit.
Second:]
Oh shit, do that again!
[a child. he is a child.]
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Gladly.
[and the ocean gets split once again]
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[BAREN IT'S NOT A TOY]
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[it's the ocean... how do u open the ocean like a banana...]
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[just gonna mime a series of vertical strikes in a row.
like you would chop up a banana.]
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[dumb... isn't baren supposed to be the smart one? but fine. zoro snorts and nods.]
Alright. Step back.
[and. yeah. draws and sheathes his sword four times in succession and, amazingly, four strikes slice through the water, ending pretty far out. zoro looks surprised, but overwhelmingly pleased.]
Shit. [GRINNING.] I'm badass.
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[C'MON WHAT ARE YOU EXPECTING HIM TO SAY.
But regardless he's cracking up, applauding his hands like a child who's found a new toy???]
Not bad, Z!
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Come on. Let's find more stuff for me to cut up.
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[WHY ARE ALL BAD IDEAS AGREED TO SO EASILY]
A city this big's gotta have a junkyard! Do you think you can cut diamonds?!
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[but where would they go for diamonds??? hm.]
Junkyard first. Easier to find.
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[they're about to have a Boys Are Back montage in a junkyard
but anyway travel time still is boring to thread out sO TO THE JUNKYARD IT IS
baren's just gonna plug his nose as they exit]
How does this place smell worse than you?
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[how many times does he have to tell baren this]
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[nose wrinkles!!
anyway - ]
Wanna cut shit up now?
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Waiting for you. What should we wreck first?
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[that sounds pretty sturdy???? if there's something else here that's bigger though he'll want to destroy that]