[because a minute or two later he gets into stance and cuts the air in a vertical diagonal that...
keeps... going.
it's as if a knife cuts through the water. the waves part, exposing the bed of sand. it continues deeper and deeper and deeper, disappearing a little more than a mile out. zoro sheathes his sword.]
[dumb... isn't baren supposed to be the smart one? but fine. zoro snorts and nods.]
Alright. Step back.
[and. yeah. draws and sheathes his sword four times in succession and, amazingly, four strikes slice through the water, ending pretty far out. zoro looks surprised, but overwhelmingly pleased.]
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[as if.
whatever. he turns back to the water.]
Stand back.
[because a minute or two later he gets into stance and cuts the air in a vertical diagonal that...
keeps... going.
it's as if a knife cuts through the water. the waves part, exposing the bed of sand. it continues deeper and deeper and deeper, disappearing a little more than a mile out. zoro sheathes his sword.]
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Well, first: what kind of overpowered anime bullshit.
Second:]
Oh shit, do that again!
[a child. he is a child.]
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Gladly.
[and the ocean gets split once again]
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[BAREN IT'S NOT A TOY]
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[it's the ocean... how do u open the ocean like a banana...]
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[just gonna mime a series of vertical strikes in a row.
like you would chop up a banana.]
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[dumb... isn't baren supposed to be the smart one? but fine. zoro snorts and nods.]
Alright. Step back.
[and. yeah. draws and sheathes his sword four times in succession and, amazingly, four strikes slice through the water, ending pretty far out. zoro looks surprised, but overwhelmingly pleased.]
Shit. [GRINNING.] I'm badass.
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[C'MON WHAT ARE YOU EXPECTING HIM TO SAY.
But regardless he's cracking up, applauding his hands like a child who's found a new toy???]
Not bad, Z!
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Come on. Let's find more stuff for me to cut up.
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[WHY ARE ALL BAD IDEAS AGREED TO SO EASILY]
A city this big's gotta have a junkyard! Do you think you can cut diamonds?!
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[but where would they go for diamonds??? hm.]
Junkyard first. Easier to find.
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[they're about to have a Boys Are Back montage in a junkyard
but anyway travel time still is boring to thread out sO TO THE JUNKYARD IT IS
baren's just gonna plug his nose as they exit]
How does this place smell worse than you?
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[how many times does he have to tell baren this]
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[nose wrinkles!!
anyway - ]
Wanna cut shit up now?
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Waiting for you. What should we wreck first?
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[that sounds pretty sturdy???? if there's something else here that's bigger though he'll want to destroy that]