crudest: (β™š before kemuri put in feathers)
Baren "Good End: You die." Kumou ([personal profile] crudest) wrote2017-04-24 01:26 am

ic inbox.

Baren Kaiyou
i think the fuck not my guy πŸ’©


VOICE | TEXT | VIDEO | ACTION
sharplydressed: (like that!)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-12-02 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Literally everything they do is a mistake.]

see you then ♥
sharplydressed: (innocent)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-12-03 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
[i hate this

Kashuu doesn't, though. Neither the monster chair or having a cute tanuki to hold while they're driving around bothers him, even though AT LEAST ONE OF THEM SHOULD.]


You know that tiny vintage shop over at the faaar corner of Tisse? If you go through the back, they have a furniture section, too.
sharplydressed: (when you're surrounded by sanjous)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-12-04 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
What's that supposed to mean, huh? I just got curious.

[Fortunately, he's used to Baren's driving and doesn't even bat a lash... He's cozy here with tanuki! And totally willing to assume they just won't get arrested!]
sharplydressed: (well okay then)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-12-07 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know what you're talking about. My next line is super sleek and classic.

[NO FUZZY MONSTERS. Probably.]
sharplydressed: (the Sidelong Glanceβ„’)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-12-09 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[DON'T TALK TO HIM ABOUT HIS FANGS he's still self-conscious!!]

I will literally bite you.
sharplydressed: (a tsundere act in two parts)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-12-12 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[THAT WAS A CRISIS MOMENT.

Kind of like now?! He just reaches over wordlessly and punches Baren's shoulder.]


Do not.

[Don't call him out like this, on this, the day of his daughter's wedding.]
sharplydressed: (the sequel)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-12-13 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[BAREN IS THE ACTUAL WORST AND DESERVES EVERY DRIVING PUNCH HE GETS.]

As if I'd share anything like that in the first place! Geez! I'm not you, okay?

[This rude shady shit.]
sharplydressed: (in soft winter)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-12-14 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
Okay but he's probably also literally asked for it, so he's not getting any fruit baskets from me.

[He gripes and complains and yet he does nothing to fix the things he whines about.]
sharplydressed: (who did that)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-12-15 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
This is definitely a "curiosity killed the cat" kinda situation. Nooo thank you.

[BUT HELL YEAH FUZZY CHAIR TIME.

This store is so hipster it burns.]


Mm, let me think... They were back here?

[Why is it a question.]
sharplydressed: (the Sidelong Glanceβ„’)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-12-20 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Well, duh. What if you want a set?

[No... No sets. No fuzzy monster furniture sets.]
sharplydressed: (huffs and puffs)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-12-21 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
What if we did get matching ones, huh? You'd have to see 'em every time you came over.

[Just watch as they slowly uglify their whole apartment.]
sharplydressed: (actually 5)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-12-21 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
I will! ...Or I would, but I'm saving up for something better for Yasu.

[HUFFS AND FLIPS HIS HAIR OVER HIS SHOULDER.

He's this kind of stupid sappy boyfriend help him.]
sharplydressed: (imperious)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-12-21 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[WHEN IS BAREN NOT EXTRA IN ANYTHING HE DOES. In fact--]

Don't tell me you wouldn't do something even more extra.

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