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[crudest]

Baren Kaiyou

i think the fuck not my guy 💩

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[crudest]

[he can sort of see the reason why but - ]

We're going to bed...

[why would he put it on and then take it off again, and these are nice kimonos so he doesn't even want to do anything nasty with them]

[doublesmall]

...wear it tomorrow then.

[baren has a point, but also chuuya isn't giving up entirely.]

[crudest]

New Year's is coming up, you'll see it then.

[it's kind of ironic how the purgatory twins still do hatsumode but sshhh]

[doublesmall]

You're always making me be patient, huh...?

[why does he have to wait, this is Unfair]

[crudest]

Uh-huh.

[shamelessly, pressing another kiss to chuuya's temple]

Now c'mon, if you behave I'll give you something good.

[will he really?? who can say]

[doublesmall]

Yeah, we'll see about that.

[but he'll siiigh before getting up to change... he's not sleeping in this, it's way too nice.

once it's safely put away and he's comfortable again, chuuya slides back in beside baren, and this time he gets close right away. he doesn't say anything for a moment, but when he does, it's with his face half-pressed against him.]

Thanks, Baren. For all of this.

-love you.

[it's christmas just accept the love without yelling baren]

[crudest]

[guess what's not happening

any sort of peace whatsoever

because baren is just going to flip chuuya right out of bed again if he has anything to say about it]

Chuu, shut up!!

[WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO HIM

(his heart's beating too fast and there's pink crawling up his neck and even if he's scowling like a motherfucker he's touched, really]

[doublesmall]

Fuck-!!

[yep THERE HE FUCKING GOES OUT OF THE BED, god, why is his boyfriend like this

chuuya rolls off the bed with a shout, then hauls himself back up and clambers onto it, grabbing a pillow along the way and just. smacking it into baren's face.]

You heard me!

[crudest]

[he'll just barely raise a hand to intercept that pillow before it smacks right into him]

I did, now shut up...!!

[UGHHHHH.]

[doublesmall]

[he pulls the pillow back.... then grins, swinging it at baren again. this is a thing they're doing now, apparently.]

I don't know, I'm not sure you were paying attention. Maybe I should tell you again...

[crudest]

[they're very mature as a couple

except for how baren is going to just duck that swing and settle for more or less tackling chuuya instead]

Did you know that some people still think I'm the asshole in the relationship? They don't know shit about what a pain in the ass you are—

[doublesmall]

You are still the asshole in the relationship!

[chuuya shoves at him, wriggling and trying to roll them over. get off him, damnit.]

But you're my asshole, so.

[crudest]

[well he's not getting off of him but they do manage to roll over.

baren just sticks his tongue out]

I beg to differ. I think you're kind of a jerk.

[doublesmall]

Yeah, I can be. But I'm the best kind of jerk to you, right?

[what a smug little shit.]

[crudest]

That's really cocky...

[so he's not answering?]

[doublesmall]

So are you, you damn peacock.

[let him have this...]

[crudest]

Of course I am.

[cocky!!! but he'll lean up to kiss the tip of chuuya's nose at that

because baren's annoying as fuck]

[doublesmall]

Ugh. Fine, fine.

[chuuya wrinkles his nose at the kiss... then just flops right there on top of baren. he's making himself comfy there, reaching for the blankets to cover them up.]

[crudest]

[he's beauty, he's grace... and baren's laughing - before he gets cut off with a yawn....

it's past his old man bedtime....

but he's just gonna shake his head and move to finally remove all his hair ornaments to put them off to the side, at least careful not to shove chuuya off of him again. his fingers glide along the edge of the new ornament that chuuya got him... and he just rolls his eyes fondly

when he's done, he moves one hand underneath chuuya's chin to tip his head up for another kiss]

Night, pet. Merry Crisis.

[that's as sweet as he's getting]