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Baren Kaiyou

i think the fuck not my guy 💩

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[doublesmall]

[he pulls the pillow back.... then grins, swinging it at baren again. this is a thing they're doing now, apparently.]

I don't know, I'm not sure you were paying attention. Maybe I should tell you again...

[crudest]

[they're very mature as a couple

except for how baren is going to just duck that swing and settle for more or less tackling chuuya instead]

Did you know that some people still think I'm the asshole in the relationship? They don't know shit about what a pain in the ass you are—

[doublesmall]

You are still the asshole in the relationship!

[chuuya shoves at him, wriggling and trying to roll them over. get off him, damnit.]

But you're my asshole, so.

[crudest]

[well he's not getting off of him but they do manage to roll over.

baren just sticks his tongue out]

I beg to differ. I think you're kind of a jerk.

[doublesmall]

Yeah, I can be. But I'm the best kind of jerk to you, right?

[what a smug little shit.]

[crudest]

That's really cocky...

[so he's not answering?]

[doublesmall]

So are you, you damn peacock.

[let him have this...]

[crudest]

Of course I am.

[cocky!!! but he'll lean up to kiss the tip of chuuya's nose at that

because baren's annoying as fuck]

[doublesmall]

Ugh. Fine, fine.

[chuuya wrinkles his nose at the kiss... then just flops right there on top of baren. he's making himself comfy there, reaching for the blankets to cover them up.]

[crudest]

[he's beauty, he's grace... and baren's laughing - before he gets cut off with a yawn....

it's past his old man bedtime....

but he's just gonna shake his head and move to finally remove all his hair ornaments to put them off to the side, at least careful not to shove chuuya off of him again. his fingers glide along the edge of the new ornament that chuuya got him... and he just rolls his eyes fondly

when he's done, he moves one hand underneath chuuya's chin to tip his head up for another kiss]

Night, pet. Merry Crisis.

[that's as sweet as he's getting]