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[crudest]

Baren Kaiyou

i think the fuck not my guy 💩

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[crudest]

[guh. he'll deal with it with only slight grumbling]

Is "boyfriend" not good enough.

[that's a title not a nickname, baren, stop being difficult]

[doublesmall]

If you want me to sound like a fucking alien, I guess. It sounds weird to be all, "hey, boyfriend, how'd work go?"

[he snorts at the thought, giving his head a little shake.]

[crudest]

[okay he actually laughs at that - ]

I think that's a fucking great idea.

[but he loves???? messing with chuuya?? so]

[doublesmall]

I'm not just calling you boyfriend, Ren.

[he's just testing it out to see how it sounds, really, following up with a little hum-]

See? It doesn't sound too bad.

[crudest]

[euuughh.

baren makes a gagging noise and moves to cover chuuya's mouth his hand]

I beg to fucking differ.

[doublesmall]

[and chuuya just makes a face and tries to bite his hand, because fuck you, he will not be silenced...]

Why not?

[crudest]

[pulls chuuya's cheek..........]

Because I said no, jackass.

[doublesmall]

No as in you're being prickly about it because you're you, or no as in you really hate it?

[crudest]

The fuck does that mean—

No because I hate it because I'm me.

[and because he's just starting to get tired of this conversation he'll roll them both over so he's on top]

Drop it, Chuu.

[doublesmall]

Fine, fiiine.

[and then he remembers something-]

-pretty sure we were supposed to be arguing over something different, anyway.

[crudest]

[needy little—

still Baren laughs at that even as he closest the space between them with a kiss]

Yeah, like how your taste in furniture is as shitty as your taste in hats.

[and a taunt]