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Baren Kaiyou

i think the fuck not my guy 💩

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what are dates without visible sunlight

[servileness]

[ who does she know that's a thot ]

This may be an abrupt inquiry, but what experience do you have with Tinder?

time is a myth

[crudest]

plenty

[ . . . . not with his own profile but playing with other people's yeah that's a half-truth

this just sounds like a fun conversation]

are you making one
can i help

[no!!!!]

[servileness]

I know enough about how you're like to confess I'm reluctant. [ That's 95% a no. ]

What's your success rate in finding anyone?

[crudest]

depends on what you're looking for

which sister are you more like anyway
proud queen of the thottie trash heap
or prude judgey armchair psychologist dictator

[servileness]

Rose is not a trash heap, and Jasmine is not an armchair psychologist dictator. They both have their merits, and I'm my own person.

I'm not looking for anything lasting at the moment.

[ She's like both in the worst ways. ]

[crudest]

if there's any way to lovingly call someone a trash heap
that's what i meant about ro

so
what
two to five moments without labels?

[servileness]

That doesn't sound very loving. A better way to put it is she knows what she wants but not always the best method to obtain it.

Something like that. One night is fine. Repeats don't need to happen.

[crudest]

yeah that's what i said
ro is great

scandalous!!
get it, girl
is this the miss's first time venturing into hookups?

[servileness]

You don't share a similar opinion about Jasmine, I take it.

I don't want to be considered that scandalous.... but what would you say if I said it is?

[crudest]

she's okay
not my type

[that's not what she was asking and he knows it but that's also the kindest way he knows how to put it]

i'd say be smart
be picky
men are stupid and can't be trusted etc etc

[servileness]

[ She understands that he's trying to be... not the rudest he can be, so she drops it. ]

I know men are stupid, but what are some telltale things I should immediately swipe left on? In your opinion?

[crudest]

[you're a doll, clover]

well that depends
what's your type
for example
you're going to find even shittier men than usual if you like frat guys

[servileness]

I don't look to fraternities for conversationalists or dates.

As long as they're not hideous, don't take advantage of me, or are too selfish, they'll clear my standards. Let me be a bit more frank. I'm looking for a one night stand and don't want to see this person after it.

[ So to answer his question from before, she's smack dab in the middle of Rose and Jasmine on the prude to thot scale. ]

[crudest]

frat guy could still be one selfish motherfucker even if he meets the other requirements

anyway too many shirtless pics probably means they have no brains
might be what you're looking for

too long of a bio and they get clingy
and don't fall for dog pics sometimes it's not even their fucking dog
disappointing

if they have rave pics they're 99 times out of 100 dtf

[servileness]

Those are quite concise analyses. I knew I was right to ask you.

Thank you.

People who use dog pictures with dogs that aren't their own are the lowest. I won't have anything to do with them.

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some people are desperate
but if i wanted to look at cute dogs that's what instagram is for

[he doesn't even

have a fucking instagram either aNYWAY]

aren't you on campus?
are you seriously telling me that you can't get laid

[servileness]

If they're that desperate that they must resort to those kinds of lies, perhaps there's a more inherent reason why people won't swipe right on them.

I am, but using Tinder is more upfront about it.

[ Also, she has too many issues and is too uptight about the person she wants to be and how she appears in certain spaces. ]

[crudest]

tinder isn't exactly a bastion of morality, clo

guess so
friendly reminder set your age settings to be older than whatever toddlers you're babysitting

[her residents, he means

but

y'know. same thing.]

[servileness]

[ I KNOW THERE'S TRASH ON THERE WHY DO YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO USE IT gets backspaced to hell immediately ]

I know! I simply can't stand animals being used like that.

Oh, that's a very good point. I hadn't considered that. You're saving me.

[ She's not going to argue this. There are other hills to die on. ]

[crudest]

[SPEAK THE TRUTH, CLO]

maybe get rid of your heart before heading onto the app too

yeah i figured putting it out there that you're looking to get plowed ideally with no names involved probably doesn't send the right responsible vibes

[servileness]

[ what if the truth isn't something she wants to deal with ]

I won't be wearing my heart on my sleeves. I'm not looking for some magical, romantic bond.

Stop. I can't deny that's what I want, but that makes it sound awful. I'm not that terrible.

[crudest]

that almost makes me sad
aren't you at the age where you should be dreaming of things like that
like y'know
even entertaining it

oops!
guess you're still gonna hold onto your ladylike sensibilities huh

[servileness]

If it happens, I will be happy to welcome it, but it's not what I'm looking for tonight. In two days, I'll dream of it. In three days, I'll entertain the thought of it. Does that make you a little less almost sad?

Why wouldn't I? Wanting to have sexual intercourse doesn't mean I'm crude or vulgar.

[crudest]

little bit
maybe i can use it as a defense for when your sisters find out i helped you with this and i have to leave the country

nah but a little bit of both is probably the hottest combo
blah blah be yourself you won't have issues on tinder
but the shameless queen sort of thing is probably the best persona to have

[servileness]

They don't have to know, but you can tell them I'm 21 and old enough to make my own decisions. If you do find a way to leave the country, let alone the city, I'd love to know.

I can't be like Rose.