I don't look to fraternities for conversationalists or dates.
As long as they're not hideous, don't take advantage of me, or are too selfish, they'll clear my standards. Let me be a bit more frank. I'm looking for a one night stand and don't want to see this person after it.
[ So to answer his question from before, she's smack dab in the middle of Rose and Jasmine on the prude to thot scale. ]
If it happens, I will be happy to welcome it, but it's not what I'm looking for tonight. In two days, I'll dream of it. In three days, I'll entertain the thought of it. Does that make you a little less almost sad?
Why wouldn't I? Wanting to have sexual intercourse doesn't mean I'm crude or vulgar.
little bit maybe i can use it as a defense for when your sisters find out i helped you with this and i have to leave the country
nah but a little bit of both is probably the hottest combo blah blah be yourself you won't have issues on tinder but the shameless queen sort of thing is probably the best persona to have
They don't have to know, but you can tell them I'm 21 and old enough to make my own decisions. If you do find a way to leave the country, let alone the city, I'd love to know.
they don't have to know but with my luck they'll find out why do you wanna leave the country tinder probably doesn't even work the same in other cultures
don't get me wrong i'm not saying you should be like ro mostly because imitation is pretty weird but she's got some traits worth aspiring to
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time is a myth
[ . . . . not with his own profile but playing with other people's yeah that's a half-truth
this just sounds like a fun conversation]
are you making one
can i help
[no!!!!]
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What's your success rate in finding anyone?
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which sister are you more like anyway
proud queen of the thottie trash heap
or prude judgey armchair psychologist dictator
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I'm not looking for anything lasting at the moment.
[ She's like both in the worst ways. ]
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that's what i meant about ro
so
what
two to five moments without labels?
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Something like that. One night is fine. Repeats don't need to happen.
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ro is great
scandalous!!
get it, girl
is this the miss's first time venturing into hookups?
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I don't want to be considered that scandalous.... but what would you say if I said it is?
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not my type
[that's not what she was asking and he knows it but that's also the kindest way he knows how to put it]
i'd say be smart
be picky
men are stupid and can't be trusted etc etc
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I know men are stupid, but what are some telltale things I should immediately swipe left on? In your opinion?
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well that depends
what's your type
for example
you're going to find even shittier men than usual if you like frat guys
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As long as they're not hideous, don't take advantage of me, or are too selfish, they'll clear my standards. Let me be a bit more frank. I'm looking for a one night stand and don't want to see this person after it.
[ So to answer his question from before, she's smack dab in the middle of Rose and Jasmine on the prude to thot scale. ]
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anyway too many shirtless pics probably means they have no brains
might be what you're looking for
too long of a bio and they get clingy
and don't fall for dog pics sometimes it's not even their fucking dog
disappointing
if they have rave pics they're 99 times out of 100 dtf
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Thank you.
People who use dog pictures with dogs that aren't their own are the lowest. I won't have anything to do with them.
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but if i wanted to look at cute dogs that's what instagram is for
[he doesn't even
have a fucking instagram either aNYWAY]
aren't you on campus?
are you seriously telling me that you can't get laid
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I am, but using Tinder is more upfront about it.
[ Also, she has too many issues and is too uptight about the person she wants to be and how she appears in certain spaces. ]
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guess so
friendly reminder set your age settings to be older than whatever toddlers you're babysitting
[her residents, he means
but
y'know. same thing.]
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I know! I simply can't stand animals being used like that.
Oh, that's a very good point. I hadn't considered that. You're saving me.
[ She's not going to argue this. There are other hills to die on. ]
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maybe get rid of your heart before heading onto the app too
yeah i figured putting it out there that you're looking to get plowed ideally with no names involved probably doesn't send the right responsible vibes
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I won't be wearing my heart on my sleeves. I'm not looking for some magical, romantic bond.
Stop. I can't deny that's what I want, but that makes it sound awful. I'm not that terrible.
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aren't you at the age where you should be dreaming of things like that
like y'know
even entertaining it
oops!
guess you're still gonna hold onto your ladylike sensibilities huh
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Why wouldn't I? Wanting to have sexual intercourse doesn't mean I'm crude or vulgar.
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maybe i can use it as a defense for when your sisters find out i helped you with this and i have to leave the country
nah but a little bit of both is probably the hottest combo
blah blah be yourself you won't have issues on tinder
but the shameless queen sort of thing is probably the best persona to have
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I can't be like Rose.
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why do you wanna leave the country
tinder probably doesn't even work the same in other cultures
don't get me wrong
i'm not saying you should be like ro
mostly because imitation is pretty weird
but she's got some traits worth aspiring to
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