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Baren Kaiyou

i think the fuck not my guy 💩

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[stopbleeding]

[it's the paramount studios logo or something.]

Alright, alright!

[zoro shoves his shoulder back.

and makes another explosion noise.]

[crudest]

[and baren cracks up. again. because he's still 5 years old and his sense of humor sucks.

he picks up montgomery rupaul beluga the whale and pushes him against zoro]

Monty gives it a seven out of ten.

[stopbleeding]

[zoro had his mouth open which means he now has his mouth filled with monty fuzz. he's doing his best to push the whale back from him while maybe shoving at baren's chest with his foot.]

Monty's still a bad name!

[crudest]

[baren has two hands??? one will keep shoving monty into zoro's face while the other is trying to push at his foot because that's fucking gross]

Don't be a shitty whale dad!!

[stopbleeding]

[this is a weird position. zoro's getting shoved up against the arm of the couch.]

SINCE WHEN WAS I IT'S FATHER?!

[crudest]

[they've been in weirder.]

You bought him!!

[stopbleeding]

Since when does that make me its dad?!

[he's not ready for this responsibility]

[crudest]

That's the tie between gifter and giftee, obviously!

[no????]