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[crudest]

Baren Kaiyou

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[crudest]

of course it is
nika's too damn slippery

you could always try asking me for random bullshit and find out

[roseblooms]

Well, I know better than to ask you for three hundred roses.

[crudest]

if you asked me for those i'd wonder if you're preparing for war?

[roseblooms]

You'd probably be right.

Will you get me a hat with ears on it?

[crudest]

that sounds kinda funny
maybe?
but am i saying yes to you or yes to a laugh

[roseblooms]

Are you saying I need to be more random in my requests for random bullshit?

[crudest]

yes
always

[roseblooms]

This is surprisingly difficult. Every time I try to be random, I keep overthinking it, which defeats the purpose of being random to begin with.

[crudest]

a riddle i didn't even intend....

[roseblooms]

I want a parade.

[crudest]

sounds fun
sure why not

[roseblooms]

Don't ask me why not, or it'll get me thinking about it.

[crudest]

you know your thinking is vital in a city of idiots
but also consider
think maybe 30% less

[roseblooms]

Just thirty percent? I'll see if I can quantify that.

[crudest]

pretty sure you can do anything?
so yeah
don't overthink that either

[roseblooms]

Anything?

...Wait. I just did what you told me not to do.

Damn.

[crudest]

can't say i'm surprised
but yeah
what
you got roadblocks?
sounds fake