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Baren Kaiyou

i think the fuck not my guy 💩

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I'm not bummed I'm annoyed

don't make it sound like I'm pining over you, this isn't a bad romance novel.

but you are
it's just that your version of getting sad is
getting mad and reaching for some wine

and then getting sad

I'm not even touching the wine, come on, do you think I'd get drunk in the middle of the woods before we even know what exactly is going on

[he definitely brought some though]

but you plan on drinking eventually
you packed some i saw it
just remember what i asked in august

didn't you want me not to drink at all in august.

i did
but you have foxy now
so just don't ask foxy to drink with you
and don't get messy enough for him to tell me
or else

well
i can figure out what or else when we get back

that's an extremely vague threat baren

you might have to actually come up with something for it to be effective

[THE VAGUE THREAT IS HONESTLY WORSE he just wants baren to pick something]