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[AN IMAGE ATTACHMENT FOR BAREN BARENSON which is...

a selfie of V - well-fed and newly groomed - and Kashuu. They're standing in front of the shrine, which actually looks kind of picturesque at the moment considering how clean it now is. With the last sunlight of the day poking through the thinnest parts of the trees, it's hella anime.]

with love v and k (๑ゝڡ◕๑)♥♥♥
hope you're all doing ok out there

[ . . . . that's really cute.... Baren saves the pic automatically, honestly. It's super anime but it's a memory that he wants to keep. Even if it's freezing cold where he is, he's happy to know that his sword and chocobo are safe.

that said.

kashuu is going to get gopro footage of a giant hulk-like wolf picking up zoro with one hand and then carrying him in his fist as he takes off into the wilderness.

no context.

also:]

would it be too cruel to threaten breaking up over your bf calling your son a hell bird

[he's joking.

but also.]

1 i would break up with yasu if he called my son a hell bird, v is beautiful and perfect and the best son in the entire world

2 i just saw something weird

??????

[WHY IS HE JUST LEAVING ZORO'S KIDNAPPING WITHOUT ANY EXPLANATION. Why are there giant hulk-wolves where he is?? Where are they even going. He has so many questions and no answers...]

1 see there's a reason why i'm not raising a son with chuu yet, you get it

2 what did you see

[baren nO PROVIDE ANSWERS FOR ONCE]

maybe he'll learn to love v if he spends more time with him?
on the other hand yasu still doesn't like poppy so sometimes people are just idiots forever

[Especially Yams.]

i think i just witnessed a kidnapping

why does yasu have such bad taste
just wondering

oh
yeah
z tried to give the wolf some booze
and then it got big
and picked him up
and ran?

he used all his good taste to date me tbh
there's none left over for cats or fashion

also that makes no sense
i mean i don't expect things here to make sense but that really does not make any sense （・□・；）
is he fine?
did you get him back ok??

yeah
i guess

[HE'S KIDDING PROBABLY]

he's fine
we got him back
honestly kiyo
not a lot makes sense up north

don't make me come over there

[DON'T TEST HIM, BAREN BARENSON.]

i'm glad you got him back though
but also maybe don't feed anything else to more animals

pack your snowboots!!

[ . . . but i mean.

kashuu is now getting a pic of a moose. a moose with beautifully woven flowers in his antlers.]

i didn't feed this one but he's still around
so i guess that really is the trick

[He hates this.]

i can't believe you're out there adopting new children without me??
also aren't moose really aggressive
be careful

that's what you get for not being invited kiyo
it's kind of a shame that i'm out here without either of my swords you know?

also be nice
boose is very well behaved