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[crudest]

Baren Kaiyou

i think the fuck not my guy 💩

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[doublesmall]

.....yeah that's fair.

[HE KNOWS]

we've gotten some action on this end, between the giant birds and whatever the fuck tried to kill us in the woods. no idea what they were but we killed a big one and then a bunch of smaller ones showed up.

[crudest]

was that when you were with mimi?
foxy said you were looking after her while he went somewhere else

[doublesmall]

yeah, it was me and mimi and that leo kid. we took care of it just fine, but those things were a pain in the ass.

[crudest]

the leo kid
the one who was fighting with taba-chan?

[doublesmall]

that's the one

apparently he uses fire

not my best experience in the woods but he didn't light the place up, so.

[crudest]

was that a dig at me

[doublesmall]

[oh. oh right.

oh Fuck.]

shit I didn't think about that

[crudest]

asshole

[doublesmall]

this is an entirely different kind of thing, alright

[crudest]

yeah yeah
was he acting weird at all
how long were you all together

[doublesmall]

little touchy, but not too weird in general? I don't know him well enough to say if it was weird for him.

it took about a day to get where we were going, maybe less

[crudest]

ah....





you know it's really inconvenient for me to know so many people in your group

[he feels like he needs to know everything... without actually being there]

[doublesmall]

I thought something like that would be more convenient than anything

isn't it more people for you to get info from

[crudest]

not when they're making each other cry
it's fucking distracting
i only need you and foxy for that anyway
technically i only need foxy even
you're backup

[doublesmall]

why am I just the backup, huh

[crudest]

pretty or smart, chuu
pick one





before you get pissy that's a joke
foxy's less likely to pick a fight than you are

[doublesmall]

have I told you lately you're the worst

besides you can still get info out of people by provoking it out of them

or threatening them, I guess

if you need me to do that

[crudest]

yeah
i don't
play nice okay

[doublesmall]

I'm playing perfectly nice, alright? I haven't fought anybody here.

[crudest]

that is impressive
someone i didn't know told me to eat grass

[doublesmall]

what did you do to them

[crudest]

i dunno
told them not to shoot my moose?
hunger does weird things to people

[doublesmall]

I hope your moose stepped on them

can you train it to do that?

[crudest]

i can ask and see if he wants to?
it's okay
tanuki tackled them

[doublesmall]

tanuki's a true hero

speaking of him, though, are you ever gonna give the little guy a name instead of just calling him tanuki forever