crudest: (♚ before kemuri put in feathers)
Baren "Good End: You die." Kumou ([personal profile] crudest) wrote2017-04-24 01:26 am

ic inbox.

Baren Kaiyou
i think the fuck not my guy 💩


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sharplydressed: (stuck in the woods with beefcakes)

during amnesiageddon

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2018-04-09 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
[i'm taking advantage of the fact that i know baren's stupid ass threw his phone into the water to say KASHUU'S PROBABLY BEEN TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH...

Especially since Yasusada's taken a trip to moron town too, and he probably also forgot how to use his phone, and almost definitely destroyed it the first time an alarm went off. Why is he always the babysitter in these situations?? GOOD QUESTION, he asks himself that all the time.

Either way, he could use another babysitter - which is why he's so dang relieved when he spots Baren's peacock head from behind...! Wherever they are. Who knows, Kashuu's been wandering all over the place.]


Oh my god, there you are. I'm legitimately going to get all of you trackers for Christmas this year.

[It's Chuuya's job to keep track of Baren, at least... He doesn't think he could actually handle having to seriously keep tabs on more than just Yasusada.]
sharplydressed: (SCOLDING GRANDPA)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2018-04-09 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
[WOW, THIS RUDE SHIT. Of course Kashuu is going to tromp on after him, carefully weaving through the crowds.]

Hey— [No names yet, at least, since he just thinks Baren's ignoring him because... ???? WHO KNOWS. Why does Baren do the things he does? Does even Baren understand that?] Hey!

[Reaching out to whap his arm from behind!! Lightly, at least.]

Slow down, would you?

[He says, as if he can't track down and kill a man even in stilettos.]
sharplydressed: (it was wild)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2018-04-09 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
[AH YES... The kind of look he's seen so many times before, on the faces of people who once understood what he meant when he said "hey remember that time the sky wasn't blue".

He squints, cautious, and pulls his hand back.

HM.]


...Yeah, I'm gonna need you to come with me.
sharplydressed: (and then he sniffs yasu for 30 seconds)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2018-04-12 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Because you don't have any idea what's going on, probably. But I do. ...Kinda.

[THAT SURE IS a rousing vote of confidence there, Kashuu. Starting off on a great foot 2k18.]

I know you prooobably shouldn't be wandering around the city while Respatrum's in the sky and all, anyway.
sharplydressed: (judging you for your fashion choices)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2018-04-12 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Kashuu buckles down with his Ready To Be Stubborn pose, arms crossed over his chest. He's clearly not planning on leaving without Baren...! Hopefully he won't actually have to make use of his heel-running stat, but things seem Okay enough for now.]

Where d'you want me to start? [A SIGH he's so put-upon.] Gimme an idea of what you're missing, first. Recolle, Retrospec - any of that stuff ring a bell? Or Kiyomitsu?
sharplydressed: (you've been quiet for so long)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2018-04-12 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Hah? Do I look like an idiot to you?

[HE DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH FAITH IN HIS INNER CUNNING TO THINK HE CAN TRICK BAREN. Even an amnesiac Baren.]
sharplydressed: (dubious)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2018-04-12 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Baren's feathers might be soothed but Kashuu HUFFS. Just huffs, because even if his answers are smart sometimes, he's still a whiny idiot in his soul.]

All of it? This is the town you live in, Retrospec's the network giving us all our weird stuff back, and I'm Kiyomitsu. Kiyomitsu Kashuu?
sharplydressed: (the Sidelong Glance™)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2018-04-16 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
Eh? No, no. I have no idea what that person's doing out there.

[Which probably isn't reassuring, but he only has a basic idea of who this "witch" is in the first place... He sure didn't go out looking after multiple people stumbled up to him like WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DID THE WITCH TAKE MY MEMORIES.

Anyway, he's using all of his energy to be offended at the fact that Baren forgot him even though of course Baren would forget him.]


Yeah, well, "as far as you know" is wrong. We've known each other for a while.
sharplydressed: (no way!)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2018-04-17 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
[HE'S IMMEDIATELY OFFENDED. Look, he can overlook the weird amnesia, but this sounds like a matter of personal tastes?! He's going to fight Baren.]

What does that even mean, huh? We work in the same industry together, y'know! You model, I design.
sharplydressed: (when you're surrounded by sanjous)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2018-04-17 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
You don't even remember what modeling is?

[Why is this what he chooses to be the most judgmental about... This is a face of both Concern but also so, so much judgment.]

You're pretty, so people like it when you show off their makeup or clothes or whatever. So... kind of, I guess?
sharplydressed: (dubious)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2018-04-17 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it's not like it takes up all of your time. You spend a lot of the rest of it running from cops and stealing giant chickens?

[Welcome to your future AU self, Baren Barenson.]
sharplydressed: (it ain't gonna work)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2018-04-17 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, there you are.

[FLATLY.]

Anyway, you're not going to be stealing any chickens today, so don't get too excited about it. It's my job to keep an eye on people when they start doing stupid things.
sharplydressed: (thoughtfully judgey probably)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2018-04-17 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[HE MADE A MISTAKE...

But he's also not going to let Baren wander off to die alone in the big city, so he's easily darting over to chacha slide his way in front, blocking his path. Don't make him throw down on the sidewalk.]


Why don't you just go say hi to V instead? You'll hurt his feelings if you get another one, anyway.

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