Opens his mouth a little to just kind of... touch..... one of his APPARENT FANGS...]
—Oh my god?!
[AS IF THE RED EYES WEREN'T BAD ENOUGH anyway excuse him while he whips his own phone out so he can selfiecam-mirror it up and take a look for himself. Yep, those sure are some brand-new teeth... At least they're not shark teeth, but damn?!]
[fuck you, someone could snap a shot of baren stuffing his face with french fries and it'd be #aesthetic and some commentary on modern junk food or something
[LIKE HONESTLY PROBABLY NOT UNTRUE THOUGH why can Baren get away with anything.]
Why?! [Not "why shouldn't I bite my lip", just a general why me why of Despair. He can't even appreciate the rare mystical beast that is Baren's concern, because he's too upset that Retrospec continues to pick on him.]
This is the worst! What kinda cursed punch even is this? We've gotta dump it.
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Leans back in.
Leans back out.
Opens his mouth a little to just kind of... touch..... one of his APPARENT FANGS...]
—Oh my god?!
[AS IF THE RED EYES WEREN'T BAD ENOUGH anyway excuse him while he whips his own phone out so he can selfiecam-mirror it up and take a look for himself. Yep, those sure are some brand-new teeth... At least they're not shark teeth, but damn?!]
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that said, baren's watching with.... admittedly mild concern now. yeah. yeah.]
Yup.
[JUST SAYING]
Don't bite your lip again, Count Dracula.
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Why?! [Not "why shouldn't I bite my lip", just a general why me why of Despair. He can't even appreciate the rare mystical beast that is Baren's concern, because he's too upset that Retrospec continues to pick on him.]
This is the worst! What kinda cursed punch even is this? We've gotta dump it.
[SAVE EVERYONE ELSE.]