ic groupchat: shitpost six

[crudest]

NAME:
the spice girls but talentless™️
shitpost spice™

MEMBERS:
Baren Kaiyou
Chuuya Nakahara
Christopher "Kit" Fawkes
Ryouta "Zoro" Ono
Nikkari Aoe
Kiyomitsu Kashuu
Yamato Yasusada
Kyouko Kirigiri
Sanji Vinsmoke

[ it's the groupchat no one asked for but baren needed ]

Comments

11/18

[crudest]

if i don't see your asses at ninja warrior i'm sending a plague of scorpions upon your homes

on that note
i need penalty ideas for when people cheat
or when i think it'll be funny

so far i've got
carrying a garden gnome for the rest of the course
6 inch dagger stilettos
unleashing a really athletic clown on the course to chase runners taking too long

[doublesmall]

i'm not giving your ass any ideas

you'll use them all on me specifically don't tell me you won't

[okitactless]

[I'm sorry techno grandpas gotta grandpa]

what's this

[crudest]

it's official yacchan is Slow Spice™️

and breaking news: chuuya nakahara would fucking lose in a fight against a clown

[despirit]

flippers
having to sing and you judge
posing for pics mid obstacle
if the clown catches you you have to become the clown

[crudest]

see would it kill you all to be as helpful as nika

[stopbleeding]

where's nika

[despirit]

i was sleeping

[stopbleeding]

if i died while playing tennis would you be upset?

thanksgiving - cw: crude language dear jesus

[crudest]

hey you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey slut👅👅. it’s 🍂HOEvember🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕖time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜 dick👌💋. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main bitch💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦cum💦💦 2️⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new dicks to suck🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 bitches or you won’t get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5️⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe😟😟. get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a sexy stuffing slut😽😽. happy 🦃cock🐓 gobbling👄 thursday and get ready for big ◼️BLACK◼️ dick 🎅🏿FRIDAY🎅🏿

[doublesmall]

🦃〰️🔫

0/10 not getting any

[despirit]

this is the best thing i've seen in three days

[stopbleeding]

what are pilgrim corn corn bitches

backdated to 12/25

[crudest]

[First: at some point, Kyouko and Sanji were added to the groupchat.

Secondly: MERRY CHRISTMAS and - here's Baren's holiday message to everyone. Zoro's asleep on his couch, but it seems like he's got a little glittery something on his face.

A lot of glittery something on his face.

Followed by:]

HOE 👄HOE 👄HOE👄! DICKcember🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 is upon us!!!! you know what that means 👀👀👌👌👌time🕓🕓🕓 2 get your pudding tasted🍮🍮🍮👅👅👅💦💦💦💯💯💯💯 🎅🎅XXX-mas🎅🎅 is just around💁💁💁 the corner! have u been naughty 🙅🙅😉😉👅👅 or nice 👼👼👼🙏🙏 send this ✉️✉️✉️ to 2⃣0⃣ of ur slutty 👙👙👠👠 elf hoes in the next 1⃣0⃣ seconds🕦🕦 or u wont❌❌❌❌👎👎get a visit from santas bulging sack🎅🎅👅👅🎁🎁🎁 get 5⃣ back and ur a wild reindeer whore 🙋💁🎄🎆 get 1⃣2⃣ back and ur a SLUTTY CHRISTMAS MINX👠👠👠👙👙🍆🍆🍆🎁👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅 be careful though ❗️❗️❗️❗️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ if u dont pass this on u will get❌❌ NO cock 🍆under the misteltoe🙍🙍🙍

[is this groupchat good for nothing else.]

[evidentiary]

Unsubscribe.

I couldn't resist

[okitactless]

[Baren Kaiyou has been removed from "the spice girls but talentless™️".]

[stopbleeding]

I'M GONNA KILL YOU GET THIS OFF ME

[doublesmall]

'get your pudding tasted' is literally the worst euphemism

why are you like this

[concasse]

frame it

2/3

[crudest]

okay roll call
who got an ominous text telling them to go someplace with someone

i'm calling in a favor so don't fucking leave without seeing me if you're going somewhere

[stopbleeding]

favor better be me going with you idiot. already agreed.

[doublesmall]

same goes for you, alright? don't go running off without me.

[okitactless]

kiyomitsu and I didn't get anything
where are you going

[Not that he cares or anything!!!]

[evidentiary]

I'd like to see a copy of this text. I didn't receive one.

[sharplydressed]

[probably at like the same damn time yams sends his text:]

i didn't get one
neither did yasu
where are you going??