ic groupchat: shitpost six

[crudest]

NAME:
the spice girls but talentless™️
shitpost spice™

MEMBERS:
Baren Kaiyou
Chuuya Nakahara
Christopher "Kit" Fawkes
Ryouta "Zoro" Ono
Nikkari Aoe
Kiyomitsu Kashuu
Yamato Yasusada
Kyouko Kirigiri
Sanji Vinsmoke

[ it's the groupchat no one asked for but baren needed ]

Comments

11/18

[crudest]

if i don't see your asses at ninja warrior i'm sending a plague of scorpions upon your homes

on that note
i need penalty ideas for when people cheat
or when i think it'll be funny

so far i've got
carrying a garden gnome for the rest of the course
6 inch dagger stilettos
unleashing a really athletic clown on the course to chase runners taking too long

[doublesmall]

i'm not giving your ass any ideas

you'll use them all on me specifically don't tell me you won't

[okitactless]

[I'm sorry techno grandpas gotta grandpa]

what's this

[crudest]

it's official yacchan is Slow Spice™️

and breaking news: chuuya nakahara would fucking lose in a fight against a clown

[doublesmall]

bullshit

you're a clown and i can kick your ass, baren



also ^ this is so baren can inflict himself on all of us at once

[roseblooms]

My question is more, where is he going to find an unexpectedly athletic clown to begin with?

[crudest]

depends on if any of you have a stage makeup allergy

[roseblooms]

I call not it on being the clown.

[doublesmall]

if you could get zoro into that makeup you put on him for the gay bar i bet you can do clown makeup...

[crudest]

but i need him in a mascot costume

z
whenever you read this
i need you in a mascot costume for ninja warrior

[okitactless]

can we kick him out

[it took him this long to type this]

[stopbleeding]

the fuck

[stopbleeding]

no

[despirit]

flippers
having to sing and you judge
posing for pics mid obstacle
if the clown catches you you have to become the clown

[crudest]

see would it kill you all to be as helpful as nika

[despirit]

baren do i have to run the course or can i commentate

[crudest]

i'll buy you dinner if you run it in a funny costume

actually
offer extends to anyone in this chat

[despirit]

i'll text you a pic of my outfit day of

[doublesmall]

shouldn't you be buying me dinner anyway

[okitactless]

wait he doesn't cook?? [yams don't be nosy]

[doublesmall]

no he cooks most of the time

[stopbleeding]

how much dinner

[roseblooms]

i also would like to know how much dinner

[crudest]

depends on how good the costume is
your range is dog treat to me treating you to omakase

[roseblooms]

I resent that dog treat remark.

Actually I mostly just resent dogs.