ic groupchat: shitpost six

[crudest]

NAME:
the spice girls but talentless™️
shitpost spice™

MEMBERS:
Baren Kaiyou
Chuuya Nakahara
Christopher "Kit" Fawkes
Ryouta "Zoro" Ono
Nikkari Aoe
Kiyomitsu Kashuu
Yamato Yasusada
Kyouko Kirigiri
Sanji Vinsmoke

[ it's the groupchat no one asked for but baren needed ]

Comments

[stopbleeding]

how would that work? you won't be able to see me.

[despirit]

i'm the ghost whisperer i have my ways

just stay away from yasusada he'll want to cut you lol

[stopbleeding]

who?

[he's part of this group chat and you literally fought him zoro]

[okitactless]

me
I'm a sword

[will there come a day when he doesn't just casually announce this to everybody? no]

[stopbleeding]

[the fuq]

you're a person. swords can't type.

[okitactless]

no I mean
in my memories I was a sword
and then I got a body
and now I have a body but I have my sword too
so I guess I'm both

[is that helping? he thinks he's helping]

[stopbleeding]

[100000% NOT HELPING]

BAREN YOU LET SOMEONE CRAZY IN

[crudest]

don't tell my sword what he can and can't do, stupid

you got swords from retrospec
what's saying you're not next

[stopbleeding]

[is this being filmed]

are you joking

[crudest]

not this time, z

[if yams is gonna be open about being a sword?? who is baren to stop him???]

[stopbleeding]

i want out of this chat.

[okitactless]

I'm surprised you're upset
we had a good fight didn't we?

[Yasusada thought it was fun, anyway.]

[stopbleeding]

yeah but you did something to baren. good fights mean shit when it comes to brainwashing.

[crudest]

this is a terrible time to decide to defend my honor

[stopbleeding]

sounds like something someone brainwashed would say.

[okitactless]

[........]

I'm offended
but I'm not sure if it's because you think he's not just like this all the time
or because you think if I had brainwashing powers I'd waste them on him

[stopbleeding]

why wouldn't you? he's a pain in the ass.

[okitactless]

yes!! exactly
if I brainwashed him then I'd have to keep track of him
that's chuuya-kun's job not mine

[stopbleeding]

this is stupid. you're too damn confusing.

[despirit]

yasusada i care about you but that makes no sense at all

how can you remember being a sword, they're metal

[okitactless]

I know it sounds weird
it's hard to explain but it's a spirit thing
I was a sword and then I got a body but I was still kind of a sword but now I'm still human but kind of sword too

[HE TRIED...]

[despirit]

the one who's gonna be asking how we attack you

[stopbleeding]

he never asked he just kept spouting crazy.