ic groupchat: shitpost six

[crudest]

NAME:
the spice girls but talentless™️
shitpost spice™

MEMBERS:
Baren Kaiyou
Chuuya Nakahara
Christopher "Kit" Fawkes
Ryouta "Zoro" Ono
Nikkari Aoe
Kiyomitsu Kashuu
Yamato Yasusada
Kyouko Kirigiri
Sanji Vinsmoke

[ it's the groupchat no one asked for but baren needed ]

Comments

backdated to 12/25

[crudest]

[First: at some point, Kyouko and Sanji were added to the groupchat.

Secondly: MERRY CHRISTMAS and - here's Baren's holiday message to everyone. Zoro's asleep on his couch, but it seems like he's got a little glittery something on his face.

A lot of glittery something on his face.

Followed by:]

HOE 👄HOE 👄HOE👄! DICKcember🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 is upon us!!!! you know what that means 👀👀👌👌👌time🕓🕓🕓 2 get your pudding tasted🍮🍮🍮👅👅👅💦💦💦💯💯💯💯 🎅🎅XXX-mas🎅🎅 is just around💁💁💁 the corner! have u been naughty 🙅🙅😉😉👅👅 or nice 👼👼👼🙏🙏 send this ✉️✉️✉️ to 2⃣0⃣ of ur slutty 👙👙👠👠 elf hoes in the next 1⃣0⃣ seconds🕦🕦 or u wont❌❌❌❌👎👎get a visit from santas bulging sack🎅🎅👅👅🎁🎁🎁 get 5⃣ back and ur a wild reindeer whore 🙋💁🎄🎆 get 1⃣2⃣ back and ur a SLUTTY CHRISTMAS MINX👠👠👠👙👙🍆🍆🍆🎁👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅 be careful though ❗️❗️❗️❗️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ if u dont pass this on u will get❌❌ NO cock 🍆under the misteltoe🙍🙍🙍

[is this groupchat good for nothing else.]

[evidentiary]

Unsubscribe.

[crudest]

koko avert your eyes you're too good for this

[evidentiary]

You copied me on it.

[crudest]

it'd be wasteful to make a new group excluding you....

[concasse]

he got u too?

my apologies

[evidentiary]

Oh, we've been friends for a while. \

I couldn't resist

[okitactless]

[Baren Kaiyou has been removed from "the spice girls but talentless™️".]

[doublesmall]

[the group name has been changed to "shitpost spice™".

Chuuya Nakahara invited Baren Kaiyou to the group.]

[crudest]

nice

[okitactless]

:(

[chuuya why must you betray him like this]

[doublesmall]

you're not the one who'd have to deal with him in person, okay

[stopbleeding]

I'M GONNA KILL YOU GET THIS OFF ME

[crudest]

no
gay santa would love you

[stopbleeding]

we don't have a chimney. he can't get me.

[concasse]

alright real talk

how hard do u gotta be sleeping to not feel when glitter's being dumped on ur face

[stopbleeding]

it's not like it weighs anything!

[doublesmall]

'get your pudding tasted' is literally the worst euphemism

why are you like this

[crudest]

😚💕💦

[doublesmall]

stay out of my bed until you delete this

[concasse]

frame it

[doublesmall]

if he actually does it I'm blaming you

[concasse]

send it to me

i'll take it off ur hands

this shit needs to be celebrated

[stopbleeding]

THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

[concasse]

satan invited me