[It's not A Good Bean, he knows that much. He's seen the number often enough to know better than that!
But hell, he can play along.]
Yeah, hi. I want to place a pick-up order for 74 cappuccinos, 16 with soy milk, 2 with coconut milk, and 27 half-caff. Give me 36 plain black coffees, 12 of each size, one medium with a pump of caramel. And then I need 4 large no-foam skinny quad-shot lattes with ten pumps of sugar-free vanilla.
And that's 74 cappuccinos, 16 with soy milk, 2 with coconut milk, and 27 half-caff for the normal people. 36 black coffees, 12 of each size, one of the medium''s with a pump of caramel because their coffee is not as black as their soul. Then 4 large no-foam skinny quad-shot lattes with ten pumps of sugar-free vanilla for the sweet tooths.
Any pastries for you today, sir? We've got a brand new special on the menu: Chococorn Pumpkin Seasalt Bread! It's got all the essentials - a taste of fall in July, with a hint of ocean breeze, and every color of that b-e-a-u-tiful rainbow.
Maurice? Oh, is it the nice guy who always looks so haggard all the time? Freckles? Glasses? Yeah, yeah, his can be on the house - don't tell my manager though!
Eli, huh? I can probably do that. Who's the supervisor on duty? Let me know and I'll look for them whenever I head over to A Good Bean to let them know someone's pretending to take orders. They might end up with some pretty pissed off customers, you know.
[Yeah, google's told him that this number is definitely not the one for A Good Bean. So who has he actually reached?]
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Ring, ring!]
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A Good Bean Cafe, how can I help you?
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But hell, he can play along.]
Yeah, hi. I want to place a pick-up order for 74 cappuccinos, 16 with soy milk, 2 with coconut milk, and 27 half-caff. Give me 36 plain black coffees, 12 of each size, one medium with a pump of caramel. And then I need 4 large no-foam skinny quad-shot lattes with ten pumps of sugar-free vanilla.
Yes, ten.
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And that's 74 cappuccinos, 16 with soy milk, 2 with coconut milk, and 27 half-caff for the normal people. 36 black coffees, 12 of each size, one of the medium''s with a pump of caramel because their coffee is not as black as their soul. Then 4 large no-foam skinny quad-shot lattes with ten pumps of sugar-free vanilla for the sweet tooths.
Any pastries for you today, sir? We've got a brand new special on the menu: Chococorn Pumpkin Seasalt Bread! It's got all the essentials - a taste of fall in July, with a hint of ocean breeze, and every color of that b-e-a-u-tiful rainbow.
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What the hell? Give me 110; the people with the skinnies won't eat them anyways.
Actually, make that 111. Maurice might want one. You gotta treat the interns sometimes, right?
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What's your name, kid? So I know who to talk to when I come in to pick it all up.
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[not even missing a beat]
Think you can put in a good word, sir? I'm really eyeing some vacation time soon!
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[Yeah, google's told him that this number is definitely not the one for A Good Bean. So who has he actually reached?]
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Lemonface deserves it!
[Lemonface being one of the schedulers... Baren really doesn't seem to care.]
Check the number next time, dipshit.
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[and that's
that's it. baren's gonna go ahead and just end the call now]