[chuuya just. watches this. quietly questions his life and choices.
then he huffs and steps in-between them, pointing at yato first.]
Okay. You have a shrine here so you can put a MINIATURE version of this with it, I'm pretty sure we'd have to get permission from the city to just put a statue here. And you--
[BAREN'S TURN]
If you threaten to cancel sex over dumb shit again then you're definitely not getting any! The hell is your problem?
[ Yato stares at the broken statue, oblivious to the hand on his shoulder and Chuuya's attempt at consolation. But maybe Chuuya can feel the growing tremble in Yato's body. A precursor... ]
chuuya throws up his hands and apparently decides to leave them to it, now that his intervention isn't needed on the statue-chan matter. he's not jumping into this fight.]
Look, I have work to do, can't you at least find an alley to beat each other up in instead of doing this right outside my bar?!
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[blandly.]
It's an eyesore.
You're an eyesore, but at least I'm not telling you to go to the dump [today].
tagging this but HOP IN WHENEVER TEEJ
[ this is your life chuuya ]
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then he huffs and steps in-between them, pointing at yato first.]
Okay. You have a shrine here so you can put a MINIATURE version of this with it, I'm pretty sure we'd have to get permission from the city to just put a statue here. And you--
[BAREN'S TURN]
If you threaten to cancel sex over dumb shit again then you're definitely not getting any! The hell is your problem?
[yeah this sure is happening in public]
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blandly:]
You wouldn't last three days. For a threat to work, it has to be believable, Chuu.
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and then proceed to jumpkick at the statue with the intention of knocking it right over then and there]
Garbage!!
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2. The statue is obscenely heavy so it does not do much more than wobble in place
3. However the statue is still on the trolley that Yato carted it here on, so the whole thing gets rolling
and rolling
and rolling
and now it's headed for open traffic ]
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baren's favorite thing ever
he doubles over then and there, clutching his stomach in laughter as he watches the statue roll away]
Alright, I'm good.
[and he'll just?? try to leave???? fuckin hell]
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Did you see how heavy that thing is?! We're not just letting it go, it's going to run over somebody!
[what if people think it was his statue what if he's liable???]
Yato, tell me that has brakes-
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Yeah, but it's not like it we can press 'em from here! Can't you stop it with your--
[ statue-chan hits a crack in the sidewalk and promptly falls over and beheads itself. ]
...
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he's doubled over in laughter]
Can the gods hate another god so much....?!
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-at least it didn't hit anybody.
[he's not going to bother telling baren to stop laughing because that's a futile effort... he just sets a hand on yato's shoulder, solemnly.]
...it'll probably glue back on or something, right?
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What're you laughing at, Pigeonshit?! I'll show you what divine wrath looks like!!
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With what?! All your holy sweat? Your righteous odor?!
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chuuya throws up his hands and apparently decides to leave them to it, now that his intervention isn't needed on the statue-chan matter. he's not jumping into this fight.]
Look, I have work to do, can't you at least find an alley to beat each other up in instead of doing this right outside my bar?!
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it's true that destroying baren right outside the inkwell will be iffy for business
he points at baren!! ]
Fine! Meet me by the flagpole in thirty minutes!
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[he's not showing up]
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he hates baren so much ]