[ Yato stares at the broken statue, oblivious to the hand on his shoulder and Chuuya's attempt at consolation. But maybe Chuuya can feel the growing tremble in Yato's body. A precursor... ]
chuuya throws up his hands and apparently decides to leave them to it, now that his intervention isn't needed on the statue-chan matter. he's not jumping into this fight.]
Look, I have work to do, can't you at least find an alley to beat each other up in instead of doing this right outside my bar?!
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Did you see how heavy that thing is?! We're not just letting it go, it's going to run over somebody!
[what if people think it was his statue what if he's liable???]
Yato, tell me that has brakes-
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Yeah, but it's not like it we can press 'em from here! Can't you stop it with your--
[ statue-chan hits a crack in the sidewalk and promptly falls over and beheads itself. ]
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he's doubled over in laughter]
Can the gods hate another god so much....?!
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-at least it didn't hit anybody.
[he's not going to bother telling baren to stop laughing because that's a futile effort... he just sets a hand on yato's shoulder, solemnly.]
...it'll probably glue back on or something, right?
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What're you laughing at, Pigeonshit?! I'll show you what divine wrath looks like!!
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With what?! All your holy sweat? Your righteous odor?!
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chuuya throws up his hands and apparently decides to leave them to it, now that his intervention isn't needed on the statue-chan matter. he's not jumping into this fight.]
Look, I have work to do, can't you at least find an alley to beat each other up in instead of doing this right outside my bar?!
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it's true that destroying baren right outside the inkwell will be iffy for business
he points at baren!! ]
Fine! Meet me by the flagpole in thirty minutes!
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[he's not showing up]
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he hates baren so much ]