Baren "Good End: You die." Kumou (
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Baren Kaiyou
i think the fuck not my guy 💩
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stopbleeding
2018-01-02 07:05 am (UTC)
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We've got eight RuPauls, Baren.
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crudest
2018-01-02 07:07 am (UTC)
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Yeah and you killed two of them.
[probably the roses from october]
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stopbleeding
2018-01-02 07:11 am (UTC)
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That means we still have six RuPauls.
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crudest
2018-01-02 07:20 am (UTC)
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Not nearly enough.
[is he serious]
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stopbleeding
2018-01-02 07:24 am (UTC)
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One of my
cars
is named Rupaul. That's more than enough.
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crudest
2018-01-02 07:25 am (UTC)
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You could still use more RuPaul in your life.
[and back to the whale - ]
Monty needed a middle name. Montgomery RuPaul Beluga.
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stopbleeding
2018-01-02 07:27 am (UTC)
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You're keeping Beluga.
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he's... surprised. also kind of offended?? estefano was clearly the better name in his offering.
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crudest
2018-01-02 07:29 am (UTC)
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Yeah, so stop bitching.
[and now he's gonna wrap his arms around this whale and flop on top of it and give up on watching tv]
Grab one of your explosion movie DVDs, there's nothing good on.
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stopbleeding
2018-01-02 07:35 am (UTC)
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[
Zoro considers this request along with Baren cuddling with his "stolen" whale, Montgomery RuPaul Beluga. yeah. sure. he'll go with it. sort of.
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... We're watching Big.
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the tom hanks movie. again. there's no explosions. deal with it baren.
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crudest
2018-01-03 01:03 am (UTC)
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I made one request.
[explosions????? he's going to fucking fall asleep here]
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stopbleeding
2018-01-04 06:17 pm (UTC)
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I'll make explosion noises while we watch Big.
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they're watching big
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crudest
2018-01-05 09:09 pm (UTC)
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[ . . . . he thinks about it.]
At all the wrong moments?
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stopbleeding
2018-01-05 09:15 pm (UTC)
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he stops short. this will definitely be the only way baren will watch tom hanks without protest but also...
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... Not if Tom Hanks is speaking.
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crudest
2018-01-05 09:17 pm (UTC)
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Is that most of the movie.
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stopbleeding
2018-01-05 09:19 pm (UTC)
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I plead the sixth.
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he means the fifth.
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crudest
2018-01-05 09:24 pm (UTC)
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What's the sixth amendment?
[ baren's inner mind theater:
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stopbleeding
2018-01-05 10:53 pm (UTC)
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I don't have to talk about it if I don't want to.
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crudest
2018-01-06 10:21 am (UTC)
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That sounds like what someone who doesn't know what the sixth amendment would say.
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stopbleeding
2018-01-06 08:47 pm (UTC)
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You say it then.
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crudest
2018-01-06 11:10 pm (UTC)
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[Completely straight faced:]
The sixth amendment is the right to use horses - chocobos now, I guess
[goTTA STAY CONSISTENTLY INACCURATE]
- and chickens as a form of currency should the monetary system fail.
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stopbleeding
2018-01-07 12:59 am (UTC)
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Bullshit
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crudest
2018-01-07 01:30 am (UTC)
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You don't know that for sure.
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stopbleeding
2018-01-07 02:16 am (UTC)
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I'll look it up.
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no he won't
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crudest
2018-01-07 02:17 am (UTC)
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Sounds fake.
[are they watching Big yet]
Make an explosion noise.
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stopbleeding
2018-01-08 05:40 am (UTC)
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sure bc i don't want to thread him getting it that's boring.
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It's the FBI warning.
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[probably the roses from october]
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[is he serious]
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[and back to the whale - ]
Monty needed a middle name. Montgomery RuPaul Beluga.
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[he's... surprised. also kind of offended?? estefano was clearly the better name in his offering.]
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[and now he's gonna wrap his arms around this whale and flop on top of it and give up on watching tv]
Grab one of your explosion movie DVDs, there's nothing good on.
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... We're watching Big.
[the tom hanks movie. again. there's no explosions. deal with it baren.]
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[explosions????? he's going to fucking fall asleep here]
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[ they're watching big ]
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At all the wrong moments?
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... Not if Tom Hanks is speaking.
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[he means the fifth.]
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[ baren's inner mind theater:
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The sixth amendment is the right to use horses - chocobos now, I guess [goTTA STAY CONSISTENTLY INACCURATE] - and chickens as a form of currency should the monetary system fail.
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[no he won't]
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[are they watching Big yet]
Make an explosion noise.
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It's the FBI warning.
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