crudest: (♚ before kemuri put in feathers)
Baren "Good End: You die." Kumou ([personal profile] crudest) wrote2017-04-24 01:26 am

ic inbox.

Baren Kaiyou
i think the fuck not my guy 💩


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doublesmall: (and i don't have the right)

[personal profile] doublesmall 2018-02-22 10:48 am (UTC)(link)
fine, fine, I'll save it for after we're done here.

and what do you want me to do, just leave him here?? it's too sad, I can't

he's still getting spoiled, trust me.


[this time he gets a short cellphone video of rimbaud getting belly rubs and purring up a storm; he hasn't moved, but he is distracted, at least.]

[personal profile] doublesmall 2018-02-23 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
?? what schemes are you talking about, I never even said anything about wanting a dog
doublesmall: (don't want you to get it on)

[personal profile] doublesmall 2018-02-23 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
WHEN THE FUCK DID SHE EVEN TAKE THOSE

was she sending you these?!
doublesmall: (i get a little bit genghis khan)

[personal profile] doublesmall 2018-02-23 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
yeah you sure are.

look, I had nothing to do with her deciding to send those, I don't know why you're accusing me of scheming and dragging her in

if I want something I'll say so
doublesmall: (cause i don't really want you girl)

[personal profile] doublesmall 2018-02-23 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
I don't want to be any kind of chocobo parent, you two can keep your hell bird.

I wouldn't mind a dog, this one's really cute, but I still wasn't going to ask for one
doublesmall: (and the scene slips away)

[personal profile] doublesmall 2018-02-23 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
three animals isn't a zoo, baren

and look I'm sure he's great for a bird, that's cute and all, but I still don't like them

[personal profile] doublesmall 2018-02-23 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
a chocobo tried to steal my niece and my hat at the same time

those things are all at least a little evil
doublesmall: (i get a little bit genghis khan)

[personal profile] doublesmall 2018-02-23 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
oh fuck you, maybe a wolf will steal your dumb bells or something

and I bet we would have talked about it eventually, you'd have seen that post about my gravity and asked about it or shit would've come up some other way

I'm not giving your bird the credit
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[personal profile] doublesmall 2018-02-23 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
absolutely fucking not

I'll give the app credit before I'll say it was the bird
doublesmall: (and the scene slips away)

[personal profile] doublesmall 2018-02-23 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
I said the app, not jim. fuck that guy.
doublesmall: (i get a little bit genghis khan)

[personal profile] doublesmall 2018-02-23 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
your bird isn't even here

[personal profile] doublesmall 2018-02-23 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
yeah, yeah, I'll think about it.

if it bites me I refuse to be nice though

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