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Baren Kaiyou

i think the fuck not my guy 💩

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[doublesmall]

oh fuck you, maybe a wolf will steal your dumb bells or something

and I bet we would have talked about it eventually, you'd have seen that post about my gravity and asked about it or shit would've come up some other way

I'm not giving your bird the credit

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i'm giving my bird credit!
dumbest romance story ever told
all because of a chocobo

[doublesmall]

absolutely fucking not

I'll give the app credit before I'll say it was the bird

[crudest]

you'll give jimjam credit?
ew

[doublesmall]

I said the app, not jim. fuck that guy.

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retrospec and the people at the company are similar entities
just say thanks to my damn bird you stubborn little shit

[doublesmall]

your bird isn't even here

[crudest]

when we get back to the city
be nice to him

[doublesmall]

yeah, yeah, I'll think about it.

if it bites me I refuse to be nice though

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kiyo and i are better parents than that?

[doublesmall]

there's only so much parenting you can do to demons with feathers

[crudest]

i'm gonna kick your ass when we get back
or not pay attention to you for like an hour
still trying to figure out which one would actually do more damage

[doublesmall]

well I'm sure as hell not giving you any input on that

[crudest]

ignoring you for three hours it is

[doublesmall]

why the fuck are you like this

[crudest]

ah i guessed right
you started it this time

[doublesmall]

I didn't start anything!

you wouldn't really ignore me right after we get back.

[crudest]

maybe not right after

[doublesmall]

fine I'll meet your damn bird

[crudest]

and you'll tell him he's good
and he works hard

[doublesmall]

yeah we'll see about that part.