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Baren Kaiyou

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rocket-powered roller blades
fund it

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Now there's an idea.

You know, you're not usually so supportive of my whims. Is today a special occasion?

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national carmen sandiego is always right day

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Why stop at a day? A holiday like that warrants at least a week.

...Who is this?

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each day still has to be specially themed

baren
don't tell me i'm so forgettable without tanuki
i could be hurt

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Every day a different subject that I'm unfailingly right about.

You could be? Well, in the words of a philosopher for the ages:

There are plenty of ways you can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
You can beat him, you can cheat him, you can treat him bad
And leave him when he's down, yeah

But I'm ready, yes I'm ready for you
I'm standing on my own two feet
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
Repeating the sound of the beat

(da-da-dun dun dun)
Another one bites the dust. :)

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categories include:
fashion, lifestyle, escape techniques, hot new trends, life hacks, actual hacks, and sunday is a special day
where all advice is written in morse code
accurately

let me take that philosophy class
i'd ace it

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I'm certainly dash-dash-dash/dash-dot-dash with that idea. Particularly on Sundays.

Are you not already acing all of your classes?

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classified information
but you're right
i am a model student

[i'm upset over this pun that i didn't mean to make a pun but here it is]

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You are the very model of a model, yes, in general.
And I feel very certain that your talents are immeasurable —
Excelling in your classes from the arts to the historical
That means you, in addition, are a student categorical.

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that's a lot of high praise from someone who's
actually heard me talk

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It's also high praise of Gilbert and Sullivan's "Pirates of Penzance."

If imitation is the highest form of flattery, lighthearted parody can't possibly be that far off.

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so does this sort of thing keep you alive, queen c or what
like you need parodies, musical numbers, and constant references more than oxygen

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What's the point of knowing trivia if you can't share it?

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trivia question: how many pub quiz trophies does carmen sandiego have

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A: 5
B: 10
C: 25
D: All of them

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you know it's gotta be that d

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I suppose I could follow that up by pointing out how many pubs with trivia nights there are in the city of Recolle, but I would imagine that knowing that fact in the first place really just proves the point in and of itself.

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trivia queen c
all hail our new benevolent overlord